Breezing through Friday with People Mag. It’s Friday. Did I say that?

Our first FIVEgasm!

Not much happens, but we get to see Melissa’s hairy stomach so YAY!

12 tickets to paradise! Ashley and the boys go to Thailand.

The final day of auditions.

Season premiere, bitches.

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Grab your slushies, put your Team Brittana shirts on, cuz it’s time for the GleePro!

A villian is born…or hatched..or spawned…

The writers take a roadtrip

The Top Twenty are revealed and dance in their own styles.

They’re baaaack!

Diva

We’re back for the last installment of everyone’s favorite trilogy: “Spar Wars: Return of the Bitchi”!

Last Bad Girl Standing.

Bridezillas begins!

Vegas Week. In two hours or less.

More drama

Whalers pull the ol’ Harpoon Ship Switcheroo and a Animal Planet slogan contest!

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Satan decides he’s through tormenting the Bachelorette & heads back to hell. Or Salt Lake City.

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

Camille, Hawaii, and espionage

How many different ways can the Dillonites screw up?

Or pack your knives and go!

Day two of the auditions

Housewives, Platinum Hit, Million Dollar Decorators, and cutting.

Tami sniffs out Meeka’s messiness.

It’s over! Well, kinda.

It’s time to write terrible club hits!

Day one of the audition round of MasterChef.

The season finale. FINALLY.

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

A new champion is about to be crowned. Will the tween plague prevail?

Which little piggie will go home?

Bring your point of view!

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.