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Bag Girls Club Reunion Part One

Serious haters and sore ass taters.


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RHONYC: Wicked Bitches of the East

The girls have a blast in the Hamptons! (Meaning they hate each other)


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Gossip Girl: Once Upon A Crime

Blair’s fairy tale nightmare is more delicious than a juicy, poisoned apple!


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Desperate Housewives: Everyday Antifreeze

Felicia Tilman’s Food Network fail.


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Mob Wives: Busted

Busted bosses and stealth bitches.


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Glee: Born This Way! Not That Way!

Glee explores whether or not it’s cool to get a schnoz job.


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Brandi Glanville Could Be The New Housewife

New castmember


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American Idol: America’s Sweethearts

One is eliminated from the top six.


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Real World: Drama Queens

Hey, have you guys heard that Dustin did gay porn?! You have now!


Top Chef

Top Chef Masters: Meat the Devil!

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.


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American Idol: Baby I’m Growlin’ for You

The top six perform.


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Amazing Race: Say Cheese!

We begin this week in…..Austria. (You so crazy, Austria!)


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MiniCap: Desperate Housewives – Twitter Edition!

What if they all tweeted?


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Audrina: Fame Is Full Of Surprises

Something seemed confusing to me when I tuned into this week’s action packed Audrina episode. The “last week, on [...]


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Fashiongasm: The Hats and Harry!

Chooch watches the Royal Wedding


Survivor

Survivor: Zapaterrible

Last time on Survivor, we solved racism. It’s going to be another double elimination, so let’s try to take care [...]


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ANTM: Camel Hoes and Camel Toes

The models head to Morocco and molest some camels.


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DWTS: From this Ukrainian with Love!

“Last night was a night of guilty pleasures!” You can say that again Tom! Boy, there’s nothing more that I love [...]


The Voice

The Voice: The Blind Leading the Somewhat Talented

Christina Aguilera wants you. She kinda wants everybody.


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16 & Preggers: Double the Babies, Double the Fun!

And by fun I mean domestic abuse!


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RHOC: Kiss & Tell

Road trip!


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Podgasm #1.09: Upside Down

Drunkenness and toys


The Event

The Ev3nt: An Epidemic of Stupid

Two weeks, one Ev3nt, no sense!


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Pregnant in Heels: Fertility Gods Are Jerks

Let’s all feel better about our own parents and the job they did raising us


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Celebrity Apprentice: The Biggest Loser?

LaToya loses her voice. Even more.


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Bethenny Ever After: Malibu is a Place of Yes

Saying YES to no tantrums.


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Gossip Girl: Shoe The Hell Are You?!

Shoes, princes, and fairy tales get the royal treatment


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BH Fabulous: One Goldilocks Too Many

Fresh blood


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Biggest Loser–A Tara-ble Idea

Past season favorites (and not so favorites) come back to help (and hurt) the players..


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Michael Scott’s Goodbye

So sad.


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DWTS: Guilt? Pleasure? Anyone?

There’s more magic in that single dance than in Tom Marvolo Riddle’s entire magical nutsack!


Saddle Ranch

Saddle Ranch: Maturity Ranch

‘nother night on the ranch


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Love Games: Punch Drunk Hos

Clash of the Twits.


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Friday Night Lights: A Cinderella Story

Wanna get respect? Win STATE!


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Bad Girls Club: Finally!

If by Bad you mean Sucky, then ok.


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Khloe and Lamar: Dirty and Big

Khloe’s not excited. She hides it.


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Mob Wives: Drita SMASH!

Therapy and disclaimers. Man muscles and F-bombs.


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Desperate Housewives: Coo Coo Cachoo, Mrs. Van De Kamp

Gabby and Bree have total friendship wood.


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Kara DioGuardi’s Book: The Idol Dish

I’ll buy it


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An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan

TTYL, Linds. I hardly knew ye.