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An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan

TTYL, Linds. I hardly knew ye.


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Glamour Belles: Sister, Sister

All that glitters is not gold.


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Game of Thrones: Sexy Ladies; Bloody Dogs

Pain meets pleasure, and it’s confusing.


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RHONYC: When Hairy Met Cindy

Luann waxes more than poetic and Alex is a “model”!


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Real World: Cooke and the Bitchin’

Why do bitches gotta be so crazy?


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Sixteen & Pregnant: Goblin Baby

There’s no way a prom king and model produced this.


Top Chef

TC Masters: Too Many Kooks in the Kitchen

Naomi takes another power trip.


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AI Results: Seven Will Enter, Six Will Leave

Bye sucka!


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Pauly D To The Mayor Of Florence: Screw Rules

He’s not one for rules.


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Celebrity Apprentice: Kites and Key Lim Pie, No Really

Yeah, there’s no mystery here, you suck.


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Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen: Foodgasm Face

Everything is hot…except Marcel


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Glamour Belles: Where Bad Television Goes To Die

Pageant life is never as perfect as it seems.


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Pregnant in Heels: A Spot of Tea and bit of Dog Pee

On episode three of Pregnant in Heels, Rosie faces the end of her IVF treatments. Although she’s facing a stressful [...]


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Audrina: My Life As A Very, Very Famous Person

Ole Dead Eyes is back with her very own show!


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Bethenny Ever After: Turkey Tantrum

Bethenny skates badly and cooks badly.


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Biggest Loser: Getting high in NZ

More ways to scare off calories in New Zealand…


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Podgasm #1.08: Quadgasm

Four of us take on episode 8


Survivor

Survivor: Ebony and Ivory

Your best source for rice wars and uncomfortable racial comments.


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Love Games: Game On

And the game is Name Your STD.


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American Idol: Twitch, Wink, Scream Like a Girl

Pasty crackers get another chance to screech and wink and twitch.


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Glee: A Night Of Mostly Neglecting The Funny.

This week on Glee we learn a LOT of lessons. Too many, actually.


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Hawaii Five-0: A Puff(y) Piece…

Puffy visits the set of H50. Hilarity ensues.


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Gossip Girl: The Rhodes Less Traveled

The family that bitches together, stays together.


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DWTS: Who Hates America the Least?

Why must every single episode have a theme?


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The Amazing Race: Freud Focus

Austrian wackiness


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The Return of Ricki Lake

She’s coming back!


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RHOC: Smackdowns & Breakdowns

Gretchen hates fat things


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Bad Girls Club: Army of Stupid

Stupid is as stupid does.


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ABDC: Ke$ha Suck$ A$$

The remaining five crews$ get $crewed with Ke$ha $ong$


Sister Wives

Sister Wives: I don’t want to see your colon

A cancer screening and a dinner party


The Dance Scene

The Dance Scene: No One Puts Lacey in a Corner

Triple co-dependancy!


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Desperate Housewives: Life Without Dick

The death of Dick.


Saddle Ranch

Saddle Ranch: No Hugs Allowed. Or Wanted.

Ah, the service industry


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RHONYC: The Season of Evil Begins!

It’s the episode of “ME!” as the ladies fight over who it’s all about!


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Mob Wives: Meet the Mob Wives

Putting the “ass” in classy.


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A Game of Thrones: Boobs & Beheadings

Together at last!


Top Chef

Top Chef Masters: Hughnibrow Returns!

The return of the brow


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Khloe and Lamar: Lamar’s Choice

But dude, aren’t you the same guy that was banging chicks and smoking at the top of the episode?


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Quantum Kitchen: The (non)gooey kablooey

Volcanoes made out of elephant poop


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Glamour Belles: Duh! Winning!

Talent. Is. Everything.