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American Idol: First Class Fool

1 person’s eliminated from the top 8.


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Friday Night Lights: Save a Pig, Ride a Player

Need to win a football game? Recruit a hippie!


Survivor

Survivor: A Feather In America’s Cap

Phillip NEEDS a spin-off.


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Amazing Race: Now With Extra Cowpies!

Hitting India


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American Idol: Let’s Have Ourselves a Snack

The top 8 contestants perform songs from the movies.


Watercooler

Podgasm #1.07: The Lost Top Chef Files

Recovered footage from the Top Chef Reunion podcast


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Glamour Belles: The Bitches Are Back, Baby!

This doggone show is on its last legs.


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ANTM: Go Go Garbage

The models head out on Go Sees, learn to spell Morocco, and play in garbage.


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DWTS Results: Time for “Let’s Fill an Hour!”

Classic results


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Pregnant in Heels: Trial by Poop

RoPo is ready for more hormones.


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50 Cent Wants To Sign Pauly D

The rise of Pauly D


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Apprentice: Apprenti in the Plastic Bubble

Life’s a beach. Get it?


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Bethenny Ever After: Bottling Plant of Slackers

Bethenny doesn’t crack any skulls.


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Hawaii Five-0: Something’s Fishy…

The gang fishes for clues to solve a murder…


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Bad Girls Club: Peenginas, Abuse, and Mexicans

Ugly girls beat each other.


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DWTS: Bring Me the Sexy Violinist!

Classical Week is packed with classic moments.


The Dance Scene

The Dance Scene: Dance or DIE!

A new dance show is upon us, with a new recapper!


Watercooler

The RHOJ Are Back!! Watch The Teaser!

I’m so excited!!! Can you tell?


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Biggest Loser–Who Cara’s About You?

The teams travel to New Zealand for adventure and predictability


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RHOC: Spanish Fly in the Ointment

Vicki takes a day off.


Sister Wives

Sister Wives: (boring as)Sin City

Greetings Gasmii, and welcome to another excitement filled half-hour of fundamentalists being followed by cameras.  My Tivo decided to be [...]


Watercooler

Charlie Sheen May Come Back **UPDATE** Sources say WB Say No!

Why oh why???


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Pre-Cap: Friday Night Lights

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can’t Lose!


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Body of Proof: A Double Murder Calls for Pearls

An interracial couple is murdered, or were they? (they were!)


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Pregnant in Heels: A Bowen in the Oven

Rosie crosses her fingers and prays to the to Urban Gods of American Apparel that Sarah and Jon are able to accept a serving of enlightenment and balance with their new space.


Watercooler

Style’s New Slate

If you like the Style network


Top Chef

Top Chef Reunion: Andy Gets Hardcore

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.


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Pia On The Today Show

In case you missed it


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ABDC: Meet Half Your Season Six Crews!

Have you heard it’s the Season of the Superstar??


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Khloe and Lamar: Daddy Dearest

…Lamar is contractually obligated to give the Kardashians one child or three seasons of this show…


The Event

The Ev3nt: Your Sex is on Fire

The players take sides…again.


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Real World: Nany and the Beast

A series of unfortunate events leads to MAJOR DRAMA.


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American Idol: …Rockin’ and a Reelin’

Down to 8 contestants & some PO’d judges.


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Glamour Belles: No Fan of Joann

Working hard to help the few, the proud, the well-endowed.


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Off the Map: Cultural Insensitivity FTW

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be pink-shirt wearing bull-fighters.


Top Chef

Top Chef Masters: Cockles in a Box!

Also, Restaurant Wars!!!!


Sister Wives

Sister Wives: Halloween

Carving pumpkins and begging for candy


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American Idol: Rockin’ and a-Rollin’…

The top 9 perform songs from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.


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Dancing with the Stars: Now it’s Personal

The soul behind the steps.


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ANTM: Alexandria the Horrible

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.