For someone who spends so much time naked, Kim sure does shop a lot.

And a side of orange fried skank.

Still running their asses ragged

Invoices, square boobs, and ig’nant old white lady disease.

Andy Cohen dished to OK! Magazine that there will be no more Housewives spinoffs after Miami. Thank the Lord! I [...]

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Another week in the House of Crap.

A nighttime groove

Tamra cries, Vicki woohoos, and God hates women

A look at People

After 3 months, Shleila returns. Did you miss them? Neither did I…

Last night’s firing

The results are in! And so is Hambert!

A season chock full of craycray begins

This week everyone talks about their feelings. And I mean, EVERYONE.

Thanks for playing, Hantz!

Kim sings, Scott swings

Talking more trash with Nads, J-Mo, and Flipit

It can’t be, can it?

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

Mon capitan…Teams have captains and they’re making all the rules!

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

Watch the troll.

I hope this show is about rich people with dark secrets.

Bethenny’s assistant gets a present!

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

American Idol, Top Chef, and America’s Next Top Model

Puffy Eyes and Broken Hearts.

Get in the ring, son!

The women tell all and the audience falls asleep.

10 teams are still competing for a million dollars and their own self respect.

They want to sue.

Mini caps of V, Teen Mom, and Biggest Loser

Elsa gets wasted and art gets a kick in the nutz

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Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.