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Grey’s Anatomy: Love Kills

McSteamy, McDreamy and McDonald share a good cry.


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Jersey Shore: When Dogs Attack

Another classy week


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About Last Night: The Oscars

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The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Dead on Arrival

Hometown date horror.


Survivor

Survivor: Playing Galantryly

More insanity than you can shake a stick at.


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Off the Map: Drugs, Drugs, Everywhere

The helicopter crash was exciting. The aftermath is…not.


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ANTM: I’m Russell James…Bitch

ANTM is back. Again. No really, it’s still on.


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American Idol: Look at All the Crappy Singers

Some say goodbye; some say hello


You're Cut Off!

You’re Cut Off: Hoes on the Range

azorjaw is the worst lifecoach in the history of the world


Skins

Skins: Shut up, Abbud

A bunch of idiots take a trip into the woods for two days with no drugs. Gasp!


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Pretty Little Liars: Rats!

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!


Watercooler

Fashiongasm: An Oscar Legend

Chooch takes a look at Edith Head’s career in all its glory


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Welcome to Disappointment!

No one’s happy with anyone this week.


V

V: Draining the Lizard

He just wants his mantoddler back!


Salon Takeover

Salon Takeover: Return to Bitch Mountain

Season finale!


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Hawaii Five-0: So Long, Farewell…

Dane Cook steals the fun of this show just like he steals all his jokes…


Watercooler

Two And A Half Men: Gone Fishing

Done for the season.


Top Chef

Top Chef: The Great PigSh**t Caper

Flipit sits in for blatant thievery, mustard gas, and one horny Meemaw.


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Glee: Teen Drinkage and Pissed Parents!

The issues with underage drinking are explored in depth, but not really cause this is Glee.


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Biggest Loser–Children of the Fried Corn

The kids are NOT all right. Thanks to you, parents.


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Bad Girls Club:Play With It!

Season of the Fuglies.


Watercooler

Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump

Kim Z, 32 and not facing her date of birth.


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Amazing Race: One More Chance To Be On TV

The Loser’s Edition


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Gossip Girl: My Tulip Feet

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.


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Desperate Housewives: Nun of Your Business!

The hills are alive with the sound of plot development.


Top Chef

Top Chef: Cookie Monster Vs. Salt Monster

The muppets and cookies. AW


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RHOM: Witches, Barbies, and Pippin

And a new Housewives was born.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Bi-Polar Pageant

Back in the south where these clusterf#ck pageants belong!


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Gossip Girl, Skins, Hawaii Five-O, The Bachelor, Salon Takeover, and Pretty Little Liars


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Jersey Shore: Ronnie Fails Aftermath

Chocolates mean destruction of property never happened.


Watercooler

The Real Housewives of Miami Premiere Party!

The paaaaaarrrttttty


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American Idol – Four Rooms, One Dream

Hollywood Week continues…


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash: Beverly Hills Fabulous

A look at VH1′s newest cartoon.


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Grey’s Anatomy: Basketball Jones

Hormones, a knife to the head and b-ball bring joy.


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of K&K Take NYC, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Desperate Housewives


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Live to Dance: The End. Literally. Thankfully.

Final Round Up


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American Idol: Group Therapy (Hugs’N'Hatred)

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.


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Off the Map: Where Have All the Meds Gone?

Hos before bros?


Survivor

Survivor: Bawston Rawb, Round Fouh

Rob vs. Russell!


Skins

Skins: Stanley’s Attempt to Grow a Pair

This week we get a fire, a stupid love triangle, and an all-out catfight.