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No Ordinary Family: Earth is Moved, We’re Not

Glee is new tonight, so why are we watching this?


Thintervention

Thintervention: Finally! We’re Done!

It’s all lost. The weight.


Watercooler

Mechanical Bull Here We Come

Burp.


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Project Runway: The Recession Wins

Poor shapeless people get a new designer.


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RHOA: Shower-Mad

A baby shower out of a Tyler Perry comedy, but funny.


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The Glee Rocky Hooray! Picture Show

Hot-Patootie, bless my soul, I really loved this episode!


Watercooler

Oprah Bans The Word Bitch

No female dogs here.


The Event

The Ev3nt: Disappearing Act!

Simon gets crushed by a building!


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Biggest Loser: A Hard Day’s Night

Biggest Loser meets Top Chef


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16 & Pregnant: Let’s Mess with Texas

L-Boogie returns to take on 16 and Preggers


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DWTS: Rock Out With Your…er…Sock Out?

Rock Week. Maks in leather pants. That is all.


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Grey’s Anatomy: Webber’s Cliché-o-Rama!

Time for the NAVY.


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Desperate Housewives: Frenemy Mine

Lynette looks a gift horse in the mouth and insults it.


Watercooler

DWTS: Elimination

Spoiler Alert.


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Jersey Shore: One Last Dig

Bidding Miami a fond fighting farewell.


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RHOBH: Sisters Do As Sisters Should!

What a f-ed up sister act!


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About Last Night: Tuesday

Mini caps of last night’s TV


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Real Housewives of DC: The Salami Roast!

Giddy up for one final goat rodeo!


Watercooler

Kara DioGuardi Lands A New Show

Kara landed a new gig on Bravo.


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Amazing Race: Sheep Cheeks, Anyone?

Sheep’s head, anyone?


Watercooler

Interview: Nads Talks To Dr. Ramani From Thintervention

Nads, a doctor and a water cooler…


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Hawaii Five-0: More Like Floories

Field trip!


Top Chef Just Desserts

TCJD: Black And White And Hag All Over

Extra! Extra! Read All About it! HaggyHeather Takes Elbow To The Face. Cheering Can Be Heard For Miles.


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of Boardwalk Empire and Desperate Housewives


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KUWTK: Dash No More

Bruce and Scott bond while DASH comes unglued.


Survivor

Survivor: Nonsense

Double Tribal, Double Random…


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Let’s Play Doctor

Reuniting and it feels so…well it hurts a lot.


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Bad Girls Club: Who Runs Miami?

The return of Batshit!


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No Ordinary Family: Let’s Add Some Football

What the hell? Let’s just throw some football into the show.


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Mad Men: It’s Only A Milkshake

California does weird things to Don Draper.


Watercooler

The Week In Celebrity Mockery: Oct 23

Mocking celebs Waffle style


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Millionaire Matchmaker: It’s NYC, Bitches!

Penises are picking again!


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Boardwalk Empire: Don’t F*** with Margaret

I mean, she’s not gonna be IGNORED, Nucky.


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ANTM: He said Wang. Heh.

One is selected to trollop around the Grammys; finally a prize I can get on board with.


Watercooler

To Wear The Masturbating Bear Costume…

What it’s like to be the Masturbating Bear


Thintervention

Thintervention: Last Gasp!

Retreatin’ from fitness


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Hell’s Kitchen: Afraid of My Russianness

Even the score? Eliminate two of these doucheballoons every episode.


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Project Runway: Double Down Breakdown

One of the best breakdowns of all time.


The Event

The Ev3nt: Zombies On Your Lawn!

With the Zombie apocalypse fast approaching, Sean must take action!!


Watercooler

Sister Wives Are Really Sister Wives

They were sister-in-laws before they were Sister Wives.