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Mob Wives Recap: Things Fall Apart

The shit starts going down in a big way.


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Drag Race Recap: RuPaul 2012

I’m vallegirl and I approve this message.


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Colon Cleanse

Karma is a bitch.


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Being Human Recap: Sallyland

Alone again, naturally.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: “A” is for “Ambivalence.”

Ready to find out who “A” is?


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Once Upon a Time Recap: The Dark Side of Snow

Snow’s gonna knock you out


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Drag Race Recap: WDWD

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?


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Alcatraz Recap: Rapunzel, Rapunzel…

It’s just a SLIGHT twist on that old tale… Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…so that I can chop it off, [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Shoot Em Up!

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe [...]


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Desperate Housewives Recap: Flashback Forward Or Something

Someone died last week. Commence requisite flashback episode.


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead: How Saddam Happened

You can give a man power, but don’t expect him to stay sane very long


The Walking Dead

Minicap: The Walking Dead

All right. Season Two finale. Let’s go. If you’re like the majority of the show’s fans and hate Hershel Greene’s farm, [...]


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Switching it Up

Time to reshuffle the deck


Touch

Touch Recap: Teddy Bear Hugs

A silent boy. A worried Dad. Fate and destiny. Lots of orange soda. Awwwww….


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Being Human Recap: BAMBOOZLED!

Sally scares me.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Desperately Seeking Clues-an

More plots! More questions! No answers!


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Project Runway Recap: Lazy Ass Leftovers Part One

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!


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Alcatraz Recap: B*tches Be Dyin’

Seems like an odd choice of ball marker, but to each his own. He’s totally gonna sink that putt, by the [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef Reunion: Redemption Denied

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!


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Desperate Housewives Recap: Plumber Bummer

In which someone sexy dies and I want to kick Marc Cherry’s ass.


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Once Upon a Time Recap: Seeing Red

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead Recap: What Is “Smooth Criminal”?

Shane is not this type of criminal.


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Drag Race Recap: Lady Dogs and Kitty Cats

Reading is fundamental.


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Mob Wives Recap: Poke-Oh-No’s

Renee scares away murderers and woodland creatures.


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Finally a Finale

Tonight on the “dramatic season finale” of The Bachelor, Ben will choose between Lindzi and Courtney, two women with whom [...]


The Walking Dead

Minicap: The Walking Dead

Hello and welcome to the minicap for The Walking Dead s2e12, “Better Angels”. Last week ended with the tragic death of [...]


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Person of Interest Recap: Hot Dudes with Babies

The only thing better than a baby is a kitten.


Top Chef

Top Chef Finale: Last Chance Bitchin’

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.


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Alcatraz Recap: Part 2: Sonny Burnett

NO, GODDAMN IT!! YOU WERE IN THE LAST EPISODE, GO AWAY!!! Seriously. That face is going to haunt my nightmares for [...]


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Being Human Recap: Significant Others

Everyone makes tough choices, but Henry’s screwed.


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Project Runway Recap: Occupy Ross Dress For Less

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a [...]


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Drag Race Recap: The Willam Show

Willam’s boat is pretty.


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Alcatraz Recap: Part 1: The Ames Brothers

And what, exactly, are you shining that light at, missy? After being pre-empted for a rain-delayed NASCAR race, Alcatraz was back [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Rehashing and Trashing

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Tricks not Treats

Halloween, Mob Wives Style.


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead: The Ginger Zombie

That rascal is causing all kinds of trouble. Also, justice and stuff.


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Matt Gets a Coltonoscopy

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Inspired By Dairy Queen

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…


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Being Human Recap: Don’t Fear the Eurotrash

Raccoons don’t care about your existential BS.


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Drag Race Recap: Snatch Game

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.