Even darkness doesn’t help. It’s like a bad date.

On this week’s episode, our characters spend an entire hour debating whether to kill Randall the Interloper or not. Somehow it manages to be a pretty exciting hour regardless, particularly because of the DEATH of one of the MAJOR CHARACTERS at the end of it. You read that right. Let’s get to it!

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the [...]

A father’s fight to save his daughter, stalled by…budget cuts

Is there a quick fix for crazy?

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

Even sick kids get pimped out on this show.

Where Did All The Pretty Movie Stars Go?

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

The Charming/David divide continues to grow

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Gasmii, I love you guys so I can’t lie to you – I’ve never been an Idol fan. The closest [...]

Lizards and orchids and spiders oh my!

More questions, never answers.

Some stuff happens then…hello, stranger!

Greetings, Gasmii, let’s get all my issues on the table, shall we? Humans bring all our petty prejudices to any [...]

Some people have ‘em, some ARE them, others? BOTH

Negative Nellies.

This dress looks like a cupcake! Rachel and Kurt are looking at wedding dresses while Kurt keeps dropping not so subtle [...]

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy [...]

Everyone’s life is going to hell.

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a [...]

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, Kenley played the Harvey Feirstein role in Hairspray on Broadway, Mondo let his negative attitude [...]

Let me say upfront that this is a long-ass ep (AI is the best at dragging shit out, followed closely [...]

Who the hell is Aubrey O’Day?

  Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Something blows up and Susan makes more poor decisions.

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

Scut Farkus is lucky he didn’t go to school with this week’s baddie. Hellooooooooo, Gasmii! Hopefully you’ve watched this week’s episode [...]

Let’s talk about penii, marriage sex and baby poop.

Renee’s world starts to crumble.

Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

It’s about to be a WHAT, girl fight!

We learn the regional differences in slang words for zombies

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.

Coco has a health scare or a baby…both are bad news though.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!