Strap-ons and gaybo drama. Do NOT miss.

Hair gives an anger hickie.

There’s a storm brewing and it’s raining books on Lezzy’s head!

VH1 has created a big, fat, hot mess. And I mean that literally.

Rennie returns to the BB house!

Toddlers take over Congress.

An Italian and French kitchen face-off. It’s Mussolini vs Napoleon.

Stalking Kanye on Twitter.

Mama Kardashian helps three dirty workers with coming out of their shells.

Mini caps of Rescue Me, Rachel Zoe, MasterChef, and Pretty Little Liars

Pretty Bird, Pretty Bird…

A new batch competes for a bit part in a petty movie no one cares about.

A look at upcoming TV

Ali finally chooses an hombre!

Is that really a talent or just something she could do at a side-show?

The Hoppy clan comes home from the hospital and Cookie meets her little sister.

Making fun of InTouch

Shit happens. And I don’t mean that in a “shrug your shoulders” kind of way.

And remember: you’re a WHALE of an activist!

Mini caps of Mad Men, Design Star, and True Blood

Justin Bieber saved little RJ.

Who will go on the block?

Shark Week begins

The American Pyscho in Scott rears its ugly head.

Those crazy kids who raped the Jersey Shore last summa are at it again.

Spying on the BB HGs

Contrasting themes, terribly.

The top six dancers perform. AGAIN.

The final four get down and dirty with some monk fish.

A new season is upon us.

It’s a delightful douche parade!

Devon’s back!! And other things happen.

Crème de menthe. And maybe got my daughter killed

Heidi is taking Spencer off her payroll!

Do that voodoo you do.

It’s Herman Munster as a spiritual guru. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry….

Another HG is voted off. And it’s kinda fun. KINDA.

Don gets his mojo back! Kind of. Maybe.

Gordon Ramsay and Co. issuing a beat down, culinary style.

The show trots out a whole new crop of pretty little boys!