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Pretty Little Liars: Brother Can You Spare A Crime?

The show trots out a whole new crop of pretty little boys!


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Drag U: Dateless Divas!

Let’s send sexually frustrated women to men who will never want to be with them.


True Blood

True Blood: Love Is In The Air. Or Gas

This week is all about love, and getting one’s head caved in


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Persons Unknown: Bros Before Hos

What more can happen to poor Joe this week?


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Big Brother: Blowing the Break

Seriously, my cat has better strategy when trying to decide which corner of the litter box to take a crap in.


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Jersey Couture: The Tedium Triathalon

Three whole hours of nothing worth mentioning.


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Jimmy Fallon Favors Women

Jimmy Fallon: I don’t own a gun.


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RHONJ: Just Call Me Prosecution Whore

Some people make fun of older jersey girls, but I think they’re just jealous. Ahem.


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Design Star: Getting Trumped

“You’re Trumped the Musical”: bringing Trump elegance to Jersey City.


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About Last Night: Wednesday

Mini Caps of Pretty Little Liars and Rescue Me


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TV Patrol: “Plain Jane” Premieres

Plain Jane makes its homely way to our screens


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BB12 Live Feed: The Lazy Hazy Days….

BB Live Feeds action


Trailer Trash TV

Trailer Trash: Too Fat for Fifteen

Checking out the trailer for a new Style TV show.


The Real L Word

The Real L Word: Lez Talk About Family

This week the gaybos gab about coming out and dealing with the fams.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: Ramsay’s the Master of FOX

A look at tonight’s TV


Whale Wars

Whale Wars: Sea Shepherd Goes Bronson

Not even (preventable) mechanical problems can stop them


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RHONJ: Beatdowns and Shakedowns

Street justice.


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Incepchen

Chenbot invades your wettest dreams, this Summer!


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Bethenny Getting Married? Birthin’ Baby

What it’s like to have a baby when you have a paid team to do everything for you.


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Rules? We Don’t Need No Stinking Rules!

A total waste of an hour of my life.


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About Last Night: Monday

Mini caps of Mad Men, True Blood, The Gates and Design Star


Top Chef

Top Chef: Chillin’ The Villian

How many ways can YOU cook up animal genitalia?


Work of Art

Work of Art: Takes a Village to Make Child Art

Child’s Play


Where Are They Now?

Where Are They Now?: California Dreams

Just let me lay here in the sun….


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Big Brother: Surfin’ US-Lame

The endurance competition.


Watercooler

Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson: The Fight We’ve Been Waiting For

Has-been girl fight!


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Knee Deep In Injuries

Another week, another injury.


Watercooler

TV Patrol: Mad Men Returns Tonight!

Mad Men begins.


Toddlers and Tiaras

T&T: The Show-Me How Boring You Are State

No unruly children, bad manners, crazy mothers or drama. Snore!


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K&K Take Miami: Sisterly Love

Mason finds out the true meaning of Tequila Sunrise, and Kim and Kourtney clash over Kim’s Blackberry.


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BB12 Live Feed Updates: Who’s Next?

Live feed talk about noms we actually care about.


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Clam Fingering Fun!

The big escape to Tahiti with the final 3 gents


Rescue Me

Rescue Me: Rescued from Healthcare

Holding vigil for Lou.


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Hell’s Kitchen: Killin’ Off a Six-Pack

With six contestants remaining, the chefs get to work. And also try to sleep with each other.


True Beauty

True Beauty: Beauty Secrets of the Reality Stars

But since he didn’t threaten to bury anyone in the rose garden, we can chalk it up to frustration and a lack of vitamin B in his diet and not full on Mel-mania.


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Real World: Confessions in the Confessional

Superbowl and toothbrushgate.


Watercooler

TVgasm Interviews Steve Byrne: Byrne Notice

SlifeGoesOn interviews comedian Steve Byrne about his upcoming special.


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Big Brother: Me and Brendon

Another HG is evicted.


True Blood

True Blood: The Return of Flashlight Hands

Tara finds another amazing man.


The Gates

The Gates: Secrets, Secrets Are Not Fun…

Secrets, secrets hurt someone.