It’s Valentine’s Day on the Real L Word!
Toddlers and Tiaras
Miss Margie is back and badasser than ever!
Watercooler
Kendra: she’s a tomboy, not a stripper!
So You Think You Can Dance
We start with nine, end with eight.
So You Think You Can Dance
Mia and Adam are still on my shit list
Work of Art
Gross, sure. But nothing’s shocking.
Where Are They Now?
Salute Your Shorts. Come hither Donkeylips.
Rescue Me
Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.
Recaps
Seems “A” has managed to find clever, alternative ways to communicate with the girls…
The Bachelorette
We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…
The City
Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!
Recaps
Jillian stays deep south and builds bridges–literally…
Recaps
A tempestuous daybed named Cleopatra and Barney spooge painted walls.
The Real L Word
We learn what types of lesbians there are: mostly annoying ones!
Recaps
Rescue Me, Losing it With Jillian, Pretty Little Liars, The Hills and The City
Recaps
ABC Family makes a huge splash with this new teen soap!
Recaps
We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.
Top Chef
The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!
Recaps
The ladies go to fashion week and learn nothing
Watercooler
Submitted for the approval of the Gasmii society, I call this story the tale of the washed-up actor.
Recaps
Bethenny reaches her breaking point, but realizes the odds are in her favor in Atlantic City.
