It’s Valentine’s Day on the Real L Word!
Miss Margie is back and badasser than ever!
Kendra: she’s a tomboy, not a stripper!
We start with nine, end with eight.
Mia and Adam are still on my shit list
Gross, sure. But nothing’s shocking.
Salute Your Shorts. Come hither Donkeylips.
Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.
Seems “A” has managed to find clever, alternative ways to communicate with the girls…
We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…
Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!
Jillian stays deep south and builds bridges–literally…
A tempestuous daybed named Cleopatra and Barney spooge painted walls.
We learn what types of lesbians there are: mostly annoying ones!
Rescue Me, Losing it With Jillian, Pretty Little Liars, The Hills and The City
ABC Family makes a huge splash with this new teen soap!
We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.
The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!
The ladies go to fashion week and learn nothing
Submitted for the approval of the Gasmii society, I call this story the tale of the washed-up actor.