Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

A look at tonights tv

Top ten performance show

Dirty piglets and Mother Saucey bitches!

Artists revive classic novels with new crappy art.

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.

Guidettes go to Aspen, and nothing really happens

Episode one of the latest in vampire overload.

Tori Spelling discovers Psychic call-waiting.

Mini cap of SYTYCD and channel surfing some new shows.

Ridiculous tweets feed my soul.

Pureed hot dogs and patee are both disgusting.

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?

Jersey Shore goes Friggin’ Twilight.

Jillian heads south to go deep (fried) into some issues…

Mini recaps of SYTYCD, Top Chef, Toddlers and Tiaras, and Work of Art

Olivia pulls through. Roxy pulls through. I pull my hair out.

Jill’s still a c word. A C WORD.

The U.S. advances in the World Cup!

the more i watch this, the more scared i get that some poor woman is going to be sexually assaulted at this thing. GUY’S CHOICE!

Five designers + one room = Pee Wee’s Play House

Real World: New Orleans is gonna be a trainwreck!

Lots of gums a flappin’ and clams a clappin’!

Bethenny tries on some seriously hideous dresses.

We get to meet the Closet King.

If at first you don’t succeed, whine whine again.

Try again, honey. You meant to say beastiality, right?

Top Chef DC begins

Pageant director luxuriates in stolen money.

Trong plays with junk.

Another week of this creepy ass show.

It’s ladies’s night to get kicked off on the first elimination show of the season.

The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!

Couldn’t wait for The Gates? Happy Town not cutting it for you?

Put to work and forced to do chores and learn respect for the first time in their lives.

Kasey just got @#% Krazier

We learn that technique is not enough, being goofy does not equal being likable, and that Alex Wong is pure genius.

It’s time for our contestants to hit the streets of Vegas, how will they behave during daylight hours?

First of all, I’d like to say a huge thank you to HappyHousewife for her fantastic recap of last week’s [...]

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