If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.
Ready for another dose of terror Gasmii? So as I sat down to write this week I tried to decide what [...]
Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy… how much do I owe?
I forgot how important Valentine’s Day is to teenagers. This is what validates their existence before jobs and money. I’m so [...]
I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”
The lights need to be dimmer on Broadway. Yikes.
KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I [...]
Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand
The artists do such a bad job that Oliver loses his toothpicks…almost.
This week on The Voice: More blind auditions, less judges singing Prince songs to the relief and rejoicing of all. [...]
Chocolate, flowers, and being a boozy whore. Yup. It’s Valentine’s Day, all right.
This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize. I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I [...]
They spend a whole episode cleaning up the zombies they killed in the last episode
The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.
More abuse. The substance kind, the made up kind, and the viewer kind.
Greetings Gasmii! I have a confession to make. I’m a TV Slut. I’ve always spread my viewing across all genres. [...]
The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.
***Please welcome whatwhat to kick some ass on The Voice! Last time on The Voice, some people were picked to sing [...]
Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.
El man-o ran-o to el marketa to buy-o el juice. Mr. Shu seems to have lost his touch as a Spanish [...]