If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Ready for another dose of terror Gasmii? So as I sat down to write this week I tried to decide what [...]

It’s a Battle of the Sexes, Survivor Style

Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy… how much do I owe?

Maya gives us many more reasons to hate her. MANY.

Sniff…

I forgot how important Valentine’s Day is to teenagers. This is what validates their existence before jobs and money. I’m so [...]

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Big Mess in Texas

…For who could ever learn to love a Beast?

The lights need to be dimmer on Broadway. Yikes.

KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I [...]

A series of unfortunate events

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

The artists do such a bad job that Oliver loses his toothpicks…almost.

Someone bites it!

This week on The Voice: More blind auditions, less judges singing Prince songs to the relief and rejoicing of all. [...]

Chocolate, flowers, and being a boozy whore. Yup. It’s Valentine’s Day, all right.

I say drown the bitch.

So sorry safari…

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I [...]

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

They spend a whole episode cleaning up the zombies they killed in the last episode

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Go cry, Emo Abe.

More abuse. The substance kind, the made up kind, and the viewer kind.

Greetings Gasmii! I have a confession to make. I’m a TV Slut. I’ve always spread my viewing across all genres. [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

SuburBint takes over Top 10 Duty!

Never work with kids.

The truth, much like a punch to the crotch, hurts.

***Please welcome whatwhat to kick some ass on The Voice!  Last time on The Voice, some people were picked to sing [...]

They say the neon lights are bright…

The new girl may actually have money.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring

El man-o ran-o to el marketa to buy-o el juice. Mr. Shu seems to have lost his touch as a Spanish [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been [...]