How do they sleep at night knowing they ruined someone’s body for life?

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!

The Super Bowl’s over, you’ve just finished three rounds of Buffalo Wing Dip, chips and a case of beer. What [...]

Jill and art of ass-kissing.

Not like THAT, dirty-bird. Sheesh. Hiya, Gasmii! Are you all ready to dive into episode 5 of Alcatraz? Do you have [...]

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live [...]

… I don’t get this title at all

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

Antonio Sabato Jr trades his crazy fiance for Mick “Mankind” Foley’s much less terrifying wife

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!

It’s like “Hostel”…if “Hostel” were rated PG-13

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.

Welcome to another week on the Upper East Side…and believe you me, shit got GOOD this week.  The episode opens [...]

Another gross reunion that has me thanking the Lord for Brandi Glanville.

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would [...]

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

The Smalls VS. The Talls

Meet up, talk about Drita, meet up to discuss the previous meet up, meet up, talk about Drita….

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m [...]

Finch has met his match.

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.

We’re in Portland, you guys!

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

Bad decisions are made.

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

That gun is almost as disturbing as that hair. ALMOST. If you caught this week’s episode of Alcatraz, you know exactly [...]

The shade! The shade of it all!

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Newt wants the moon and Ron Paul wants a can with a string.

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  [...]

They’re on a mission from God.

A kinda disgusting reunion.

Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]