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Ink Master: Ink Disaster Piece Recap

How do they sleep at night knowing they ruined someone’s body for life?


Revenge

REVENGE Recap: Perception

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!


The Voice

The Voice Recap: Exposition

The Super Bowl’s over, you’ve just finished three rounds of Buffalo Wing Dip, chips and a case of beer. What [...]


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Dance Moms: How to Lose Friends and Influence People

Jill and art of ass-kissing.


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Alcatraz Recap: Guards Gone Wild

Not like THAT, dirty-bird. Sheesh. Hiya, Gasmii! Are you all ready to dive into episode 5 of Alcatraz? Do you have [...]


Ringer

RINGER – What Are You Doing Here, Ho-bag?

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live [...]


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Falling

… I don’t get this title at all


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Drag Race Recap: Faces and Heels

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!


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Bad Girls Club Recap:Chicks Before Hicks

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.


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Celebrity Wife Swap Recap: Sabato/Foley

Antonio Sabato Jr trades his crazy fiance for Mick “Mankind” Foley’s much less terrifying wife


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Biker Brunch With Pee Wee

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!


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Grimm Recap: Oregon Organ Theives!

It’s like “Hostel”…if “Hostel” were rated PG-13


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Going with the Flow

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.


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Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Boozes, Serena Loses

Welcome to another week on the Upper East Side…and believe you me, shit got GOOD this week.  The episode opens [...]


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RHOBH Reunion Pt 2 Recap: Hanging Russ Out to Dry

Another gross reunion that has me thanking the Lord for Brandi Glanville.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Park’s Edge

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).


Screening Room

VIDEO: Quick n’ Dirty VidCap: Superbowl XLVI: Gayest Superbowl Ever

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would [...]


The Challenge

The Challenge Recap: Shirts vs Skins

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.


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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: South African Antics

The Smalls VS. The Talls


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Mob Wives Recap: Old Enemies, New Archenemies

Meet up, talk about Drita, meet up to discuss the previous meet up, meet up, talk about Drita….


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Jersey Shore: Nothing but Nasty

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.


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Dance Moms Recap – Peyton’s Place

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m [...]


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Person of Interest Recap: Honey Pot

Finch has met his match.


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American Idol Recap – The Last One Before Hollywood!

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Ho-Stress Cupcakes

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.


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American Idol Recap: Portland

We’re in Portland, you guys!


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Once Upon a Time Recap: Wishful Thinking

How the Man Got in the Mirror


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Project Runway Recap: Out of the Closet

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people


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Being Human Recap: Awk-Ward!

Bad decisions are made.


Tabatha Takes Over

Tabatha Takes Over Recap: Pat’s Hair Shoppe

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Love Comes and Goes…Mostly Goes

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.


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Alcatraz Recap: No Country For Old Cal

That gun is almost as disturbing as that hair. ALMOST. If you caught this week’s episode of Alcatraz, you know exactly [...]


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Drag Race Recap: Post Apopalockit Couture!

The shade! The shade of it all!


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Bad Girls Club:Weaving Las Vegas

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!


Screening Room

VIDEO: Quick n’ Dirty: Republican Debate in Under a Minute

Newt wants the moon and Ron Paul wants a can with a string.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Naptime!

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Puerto Rican Shenanigans

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  [...]


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Jersey Shore Recap: FREE VINI!

They’re on a mission from God.


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

RHOBH Reunion Recap 1: F ing Insulted, Dahling

A kinda disgusting reunion.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Chubby Chasing

Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]