This is it, Gasmii! We’re in the home stretch. This super predictable season of “Dancing With the Stars” is almost [...]

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! [...]

Last week, no one was eliminated. This week, SURPRISE, no one was eliminated. Now I might have just screwed [...]

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I [...]

First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt [...]

Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months [...]

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top [...]

Really?????????????? That’s it?

The end, my friend!

Hello alllll! We’re in Detroit, Motor City! Where I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s impoverished and riddled with crime. But [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, Sean was FINALLY kicked off my TV. [...]

This week, Amanda auditions for Hell’s Kitchen. Her dishes are amazing, she’s totally in control of her child, and she [...]

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!

Sorry about it, Dec! The second hour of the season finale.  Deep breath, we’ll get through this together.   The bomb has [...]

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of [...]

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]

Don waves his “Dick” around.

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself [...]

I could move faster if I could just find the trash.  Have you seen it?     Hello Gasmii.  We [...]

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!

Shit just got real.

Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released [...]

You can also find us on iTunes here.  On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap [...]

Finale. Finally.

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the [...]

  At the end of the last episode, Miles and Nora were doing the tube steak boogie.  And that’s pretty much [...]

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some [...]

I feel like REVENGE got the Britney backlash – so perfect for a while, but when things got ugly, the [...]

The question is answered.

This JUST happened.

Hello there, Gasmii! Last week, we finally said goodbye to Sean. Honestly, I didn’t even notice he was gone. His pecs [...]

Hello gasmiiiiii! I’m writing from Bogota, Colombia, 3,000 miles away from my usual spot. See how dedicated I am to [...]

  After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back [...]

This whole thing was pretty ingenious, Conrad. Well, you can’t say the season finale didn’t give us what we wanted – [...]

The winner takes it all, the loser standing small.