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Minicap: DWTS

This is it, Gasmii! We’re in the home stretch. This super predictable season of “Dancing With the Stars” is almost [...]


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“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! [...]


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Model Employee Recap: Taking the Trash Out

Last week, no one was eliminated. This week, SURPRISE, no one was eliminated. Now I might have just screwed [...]


Scandal

Scandal Recap: S*** Gets Real

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I [...]


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First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Tabatha Takes Over: Ticking Time Bomb(shells)

Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months [...]


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American Idol Recap: Yo, Peace Out, Dawg

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top [...]


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Once Upon a Time Recap: Insert Raspberry Sound Here

Really?????????????? That’s it?


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Dance Moms ReUGHnion: Part 2

The end, my friend!


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD Recap: ABS. That is all.

Hello alllll! We’re in Detroit, Motor City! Where I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s impoverished and riddled with crime. But [...]


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DWTS Recap: Almost There

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, Sean was FINALLY kicked off my TV. [...]


Screening Room

Amanda’s Audition Tape: Hell’s Kitchen

This week, Amanda auditions for Hell’s Kitchen. Her dishes are amazing, she’s totally in control of her child, and she [...]


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Million Dollar Listing NY Recap: Kiss My Salsa

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!


Revenge

Revenge Finale Recap Part 2

Sorry about it, Dec! The second hour of the season finale.  Deep breath, we’ll get through this together.   The bomb has [...]


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American Idol Recap: I Voted

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia [...]


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Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of [...]


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Bad Girls Club Reunion Recap Part 2

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have [...]


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Breaking Amish Recap: Brave New World of Lies

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]


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Mad Men Recap: Power Trip

Don waves his “Dick” around.


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance Recap: The Orpheum Sessions

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]


Teen Mom

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself [...]


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Model Employee Minicap: Taking Out the Trash

I could move faster if I could just find the trash.  Have you seen it?     Hello Gasmii.  We [...]


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Married to Medicine Recap: Drinkin’ Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!


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Newlyweds Recap: Honeymoon’s Ovaaaah!!

Shit just got real.


The Bachelorette

Bachelorette Preview: Douchebags for Des

Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released [...]


Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens Podcast #75: The Bitch Disease and Sad Boring White Guys

You can also find us on iTunes here.  On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap [...]


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Nerd in Paradise

Finale. Finally.


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Hell’s Kitchen Recap: DOUBLE EPISODE! Now With 2X the Yelling!

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite [...]


Screening Room

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the [...]


Revolution

Revolution Recap: The Longest SEASON

  At the end of the last episode, Miles and Nora were doing the tube steak boogie.  And that’s pretty much [...]


Real Housewives of Orange County

RHOC Recap: Anyone Else Craving Boone’s Farm?

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after [...]


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All-Star Celebrity Apprentice Recap: There Can Be Only Two

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some [...]


Revenge

Revenge Recap: Finale Part 1: BLACKOUT

I feel like REVENGE got the Britney backlash – so perfect for a while, but when things got ugly, the [...]


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Minicap: Newlyweds

The question is answered.


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Minicap: RHOC

This JUST happened.


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Mincap: DWTS

Hello there, Gasmii! Last week, we finally said goodbye to Sean. Honestly, I didn’t even notice he was gone. His pecs [...]


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Game of Thrones Recap: The Bear & The Maiden Fair

Hello gasmiiiiii! I’m writing from Bogota, Colombia, 3,000 miles away from my usual spot. See how dedicated I am to [...]


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Breaking Amish Minicap

  After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back [...]


Revenge

Minicap: Revenge – Truth

This whole thing was pretty ingenious, Conrad. Well, you can’t say the season finale didn’t give us what we wanted – [...]


Splash

Splash Recap: The Most Compelling Hour of Television Ever

The winner takes it all, the loser standing small.