Let’s get going!  We open this week with Lydia playing party elf and getting everyone together for a salsa dance.  [...]

Last week, we met damaged Casey who couldn’t get over having her high school boyfriend stolen by Erica. Ashlee freaked [...]

Well, hot off the hot mess of Trystian, mayo, and being escorted off the premises in the last Toddlers & Tiaras episode, [...]

Last week, the guys continued to all be boring, arguably with the exception of that guy Brian, whose ex-but-maybe-current-girlfriend showed [...]

Hi! First ReDub is posted on the new site, so head on over! Now that we are going independent, it’s fitting that [...]

TrashTalkTV is up and ready for you! Head on for minis of Newlyweds and OC, as well as other full [...]

Last week, we saw Jeremiah beat up pieces of wood, Abe realize that bull riding is different than riding the [...]

TVgasm has been mocking TV for almost a decade, but alas, all things must come to an end.  Our parent company [...]

The models stand-in for the cast of the American Baking Competition Sorry for the lack of pictures, but the VH1 [...]

Hello and welcome, Trashies!  Let’s talk Mistresses, the Alyssa Milano style Desperate Housewives meets Sex in the Cityset somewhere in [...]

Vegas is the location for this week’s California Tropic: Sugar & Spice pageant-o-drama on Toddlers & Tiaras.  T&T’s new motto?  [...]

Note to MTV:  I bet this season’s highest rated RW episodes were the ones that involved violence.  That, coupled with [...]

Meredith becomes a BITCH.

Break out the Kleenex, it’s Vegas week!

Last week was Christmas in Biermann land.  It was a clash between Kroy’s idea of a real Christmas tree that [...]

Hello, Gasmii, and welcome to episode two of “America’s Got Talent.” I meant to start this earlier than I did, [...]

Oh my god, I just had this horrible dream where everyone died – oh wait. That happened. We get to [...]

Minicap of MasterChef

Two girls, One Solo. Really, Lifetime? Two girls, one cup anyone? Should I post a link? Thank you for pointing [...]

Ms. Obritron, the other kids on the playground are being mean to me. This week, Pervertrick gets hit in the head. [...]

OH MY BLOODY GOD and HOLY SHITBALLS was this a good episode of Toddlers & Tiaras!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  Thank goodness [...]

Hot off the amazing security-throwing-out of an “unsportsmanlike” pageant mom, we now get the amped-up energy of Pageant Die-rector Annette [...]

Wherein Ryan breaks it down for Barbara and tells her that he wants to make sure she doesn’t just want to sleep with him because that happens to him all the time.

John and Ellen may be smooching siblings!!!

Ick factor.

So this happened…

The other day, someone mentioned to me that they had missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere episode and [...]

The first team challenge of the season results in a high-stakes pressure test, and a pony is sent home!

Guten Tag, Gasmii! It’s another episode of “America’s Got Talent.” Acts are still auditioning all over the country, so it’s [...]

This week on Bullshit Amish, we pick up where we left off last week with some guy named Mike who [...]

Hey Gasmii! Desiree’s “journey” for love is already off to a galloping start, what with sorority-level drunken arguments and weird [...]

It’s going to be awhile before I stop talking about this…

Seven months in!!

Lew-wee bags, bug spray and breakdowns

The end of the audition road

This JUST happened.

  Last week Daniela was OUT.  Oddly.  The judges seemed to like her food, but she had limited “star power” according [...]

I’ll admit, I’m writing this after a 1/2 bottle of wine and some DAMN delicious pasta, so I may be [...]

The face of shame. Last week, Aspen couldn’t speak English or ask simple questions like “What is your name?” [...]

Bad hair day times infinity. Tonya Bailey is back with a vengeance in this Disco Fever pageant episode of Toddlers & [...]