Shut up, Dr. Drouche.

Like Farrah, but way sadder and less bratty.

There is freedom within, there is freedom without…

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.

I have no words that are not curses.

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

As I live and breathe, a babydaddy who is a real man.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

I told you that bitch crazy.

Somebody needs to shoot that grandma.

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Alex has the mom bratty Lindsey needed.

Lindsey makes big plans, and the cameras leave before anything hits the fan.

I was hoping to see more people get their asses kicked.

Briana doesn’t deserve to be this understandably miserable.

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

Katie and Joey make a baby and an ep that feels much longer than it is.

Mackenzie doesn’t want Josh to break his neck bull and bronc’ riding. So he tries to get a semi truck to do it instead.

For Katie, there is only one college in the whole world, and it’s in the next state.

Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.

No keggers in the cornfield for these Teens!

It’s blurry, but you can still see the dead eyes.

“Made it 16 & Pregnant! Teen Mom, here I come!”

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

Yea.. I can’t think of a clever title this week. I’m tired okay?

Anorexic vs. Pregnant Showdown

The WWLMOC (Women Who Like Men of Color) Club commences.

Even the baby is bored, and this is his first episode.

In a shocking departure from the teen mom norm, it’s a baby daddy fail!

And by fun I mean domestic abuse!

There’s no way a prom king and model produced this.

Dr. Drew says everytime a sloppy whore finds another, a Maury Povich guest gets a bucket of wings.

The Baby Shuffle

We haven’t been talking to you because we don’t want to catch stupid.

Horses don’t kill, moms do.

The air vent in the ladies room is roomier than you’d think.

Even hobbits get pregnant

Former ho meets party animal

Pregs in Alabama

Teen momhood in TX