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TV Patrol: “Flash Forward”

“What the hell just happened?” One one new show premiering tonight, Flash Forward on ABC at 8pm. Let’s talk about it…..I’m [...]


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24: FINALE (FINALLY)!

Let’s get right to it, because there’s two hours of action and a pant-load of images…after the JUMP! Greetings Gasmii! I [...]


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24: How They Roll!

Greetings Gasmii! It’s Episode 22 and we’ve only got one week left after this! Can you believe it? This week on [...]


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24: Change of Heart!

Greetings Gasmii! It’s time for a little ’24′ recap action! This week, everyone has a change of heart and exhibits [...]


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24: 3 GayM!

Aside from the “3AM” reference and Rob Thomas being a textbook example of “GayFace”, this image is perfect because of [...]


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24: Once, Twice, Three Times as Shady!

Hey Gasmii! Sorry I’m a little late with the recap this week. The good news is, I landed a new [...]


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24: WTF?!

   Greetings, Gasmii! 24 throws us all for a loop this week, and I for one throw my hands in the [...]


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24: Junkies, Whores, and Skeeves!

   Lay your money down, Gasmii! It’s the 17th hour of 24 Season 7 and things are about to get bohemian [...]


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24: Punk’d!

   Wow…interesting PR shot, Ashton. Personally, I think it screams “Pork’d” more than “Punk’d”…but whatevs! Greetings Gasmii! This week on ’24′, everyone [...]


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24: Outbreak!

   Greetings Gasmii! We’re already on Hour 15 of this season! Can you believe it? We’re headed for the final showdown. [...]


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24: Bauer the Builder!

“We can fix it!” Greetings Gasmii! This week, the folks on 24 learn some valuable children’s television-style lessons such as the [...]


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24: Dr. Quinn, Bad Medicine Man!

   Greetings Gasmii! This week, ’24′ has the remedy for whatever ails you. Bored? Well, how about a bunch of shit [...]


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   Greetings Gasmii! Sorry for the delay in getting this recap into your hot little hands…but it was a BEAST of [...]


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24: Dick-notized, The Musical!

   Greetings Gasmii! This week’s episode of ’24′ was very stylized and moody. There were a lot of intense, lingering shots [...]


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24: Amor De Hermana!


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24: The Bauer Report

Greetings Gasmii! I’m excited to share this with you! It’s my first attempt at a video recap for ’24′. For [...]


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24: Finger Lickin’ Good!

Hey First Hubby! Kim Bauer called and she wants her ‘Imperiled Loved One’ shtick back! Greetings Gasmii! The ’24′ buffet has [...]


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24: My Bloody Valentine

This week on ’24′, everyone falls in love, pines over a lost love, lies to their loved ones, or gets [...]


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24: 277 Funerals and a Resurrection

“All these people coming back from the dead…It makes my head hurt! I need a cheap hooker, Pronto!” Greetings Gasmii! It’s [...]


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24: High Noon

It’s almost lunch time in ’24′ land! This week, we only have an hour to cover. What a treat! I’m [...]


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24: Premiere Part 2…Reunited, and it Feels So Good!!

Anti-government hackers infiltrated TVGasm.com Headquarters and kept the site from updating for over 24 hours. Luckily, they were thwarted and [...]


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24: Premiere Part 1…Jack is Back!!

***Screampillar is taking the season off to GET MARRIED! Congrats lady! In the meantime, we’ve got a fantastic new recapper [...]


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24: Bono Gets Some Competition

Jack’s back! Time to score a keg and pass out on the bathroom floor after not one, but TWO glorious [...]


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Janeane Garofalo joins 24

Fox’s 24 continues to go for brains over beauty in the female costar department, as it pumps up the [...]


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’24′ gets a lesbian president

Fox’s 24 gave the United States its first African American president with Dennis Haysbert. Now it’s about to give [...]


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Keifer reveals Jack Bauer’s future

When the clock starts ticking in January for Season 7– make that Day 7– of


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Update: Jack’s Life Still Really REALLY Hard

Well, here we are. A (more or less) unsatisfying end to a shitty season. What else can you say? The [...]


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Newsflash: Jack’s Life Still Really REALLY Hard

Well, here we are. A mostly unsatisfying end to a mostly shitty season. What else can you say? The Lost [...]


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In the never-ending saga of Things Going Horribly Wrong With My House, I came home yesterday to find that the [...]


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Give The Chinese An Inch, And They’ll Take A Milo

Right before 24 started this week, I received the unhappy news that my rent might be going up next year. [...]


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Old Heller

Anyone catch Kiefer Sutherland on Leno the other night? He talked about the infamous Jack Bauer action figure prototype melting [...]


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A new day in store for ’24′

We didn’t get around to this one this morning, but it’s worth mentioning because we know there are more than [...]


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Sheep Go To Heaven, Scapegoats Go To Hell

Can you imagine Jack Bauer at his high school’s Career Day? Wandering around the gym, going up to all of [...]


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Insane in the Wayne Brain

I had a dream last night wherein I was almost attacked by a swarm of angry bees. An online dream [...]


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Quit Yanking My Chain, TERRORISM

So, with this week’s episode of 24, we learned that the total amount of Jack Bauer screen time is directly [...]


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I’d Give My Right Arm For A Decent Terrorist Attack!

You know when you go to a wedding that you don’t really want to go to, but the one saving [...]


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Jack Bauer Never Goes In alone. . .

In an otherwise slow news day, I thought I’d point out a little something from this past Monday nights episode [...]


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Best Coma-Over Ever

Hey, whatever happened to Chase? Last we heard he had settled in Valencia, so now he’s either dead or a [...]


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Oh, The Ineptitude!

First off, apologies for the lateness of this here 24 recap. You’ll never guess what happened to me. I was [...]


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Crazy’s Back In Town!!

I can’t remember the last time 24 actually gave me such a multitude of belly laughs. I mean, I usually [...]