It’s back, and it’s bony

It’s finally time to put this season out of it’s misery.

The end is near! I can’t taste it.

Post SAT drama on 90210, and a little love too.

This week on 90210, I realize I’ve been spelling Cannon’s name wrong. It has two n’s. Also, people [...]

This week on 90210, relationships crumble, friendships blossom and Silver took the girls out for a spin. Annie remains [...]

This week on 90210, the writers seem to be pulling storylines out of their stinky asses. And for those [...]

This week on 90210, Adrianna is like totally gay for Rumer. And by gay I mean tight-lipped, closed mouth [...]

Hey Gasmii! Let’s talk. We all know that 90210 isn’t Emmy bait. This is true for most [...]

OK kids, there’s no time to dilly-dally. Let’s get this 90210 recap started! GO!We start with our reunited-and-it-feels-so-meh trio on [...]

Remember 2009, the last time anyone cared about new episodes of 90210? JK, Gasmii. No one ever cared [...]

Look Gasmii, I have a job. A really important job. An advertising job. That’s why this recap [...]

Hey Gasmii. My sincerest apologies for the late recap. Most of the year I’m surfing the web at [...]

This week on 90210, Jazz-Hands creeps out Harry and Becky, Matthews looks greasier than ever and both Naomi and Borianna [...]

This week on 90210, Borianna abuses, Annie loses and Dixon and Liam compete for the title of most annoying character. [...]

This week on 90210, Mones resents having to watch this show instead of the series premiere of V. In [...]

This week on 90210, we are introduced to a new character. It’s just like that episode of The Simpsons [...]

This week on 90210, Kelly wins Daughter of the Year, Jen wins Sister of the Year and Borianna doesn’t win [...]

Esta semana en 90210, Mones is bored by everything and annoyed by everyone. In other news, Naomi is a [...]

This week on 90210, Borianna runs back into the loving arms of Drama, Jen outsmarts Liam and vice versa, and [...]

This week on 90210, Kelly’s back, Jen’s not and EmoAnnie’s spine grows 3 inches in a day! In other [...]

This week on 90210, Matthews takes the hobo chic look to a new level, Liam gets more than one line [...]

Just as I finally got the stench of season 1 off of me, they…pull…me…back…in! Mones here and I’m back…with [...]

The last episode of 90210 of the season is here! Praise the Lord! Can I get an Amen? [...]

It’s May Sweeps and for 90210 it can only mean one thing… We open up on Annie “dancing” at a raging [...]

This week on 90210, actors and writers alike quickly spiral into the depths of inadequacy. Hey Shenae, how does it feel [...]

This week on 90210, everyone just kind of phones it in. I miss “us”.We open up on a wedding pic of [...]

Hey Gasmii! This week on 90210, more arm flailing, nose flaring and general mediocrity. But at least we didn’t have [...]

Heck yeah! It’s the episode of 90210 we’ve been been waiting for…and by “we” I mean me and Tori [...]

Ahoy hoy Gasmii! Welcome back for another action-packed, talent-deficient ep of 90210. I have to say, this was [...]

Aaand we’re back!!! Did ya miss it? Can you believe it’s been a month and a half since [...]

Annyong, Gasmii! I have a dirty secret to admit to you all this week. Don’t worry, it’s totally [...]

Bonjour Gasmii! 90210 is back after an unannounced week off. Well it could have been announced but I [...]

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Konnichiwa Gasmii! Wow, it’s been an action packed week. Lost came back from hiatus, America’s first black president [...]

‘Sup Gasmii! Welcome back to another craptastic episode of 90210. It’s been a long and busy week for [...]

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***Please welcome your newest 90210 recapper, MONES!! HOLLA! Mones here, bringing back everyone’s favorite cheap imitation of the real [...]

Welcome back gang, for the not-so anticipated return of 90210! In the interim, I was thrice married (and subsequently divorced, [...]

Ahoy hoy, Gasmi! My sincerest apologies for the lack of recap last week gang, but it was Spring Awakening’s opening [...]