Lights up on… Arya, who has recently escaped the clutches of a gangle of scraggly men only to fall into [...]

Hello gasmiiiiii! I’m writing from Bogota, Colombia, 3,000 miles away from my usual spot. See how dedicated I am to [...]

Damn. Just the ‘previously on’ shows how effing confusing this show has become. This week, the writers decided to go fucking [...]

  A Cave We open back in the cave of the Brotherhood without Banners, on the face of Thoros of Myr shining [...]

Jaime & Brienne I’m not going to lie, this episode starts out GROSS. I mean really gross. The first shot is [...]

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Now THIS is more like it. Political machinations, attempted rapes, a bit of dismemberment, and of course boobs… GoT seems [...]

It’s a double entendre or something! Because the episode was boring and Is till watched it! And also people were taken captive! Get it?

MY DARLING GASMII! We’re back! Yes, I recognize that this is deeply, deeply late. Next week it will be Monday morning, I [...]

In which nightmares come true. Duh.

In which women are for sale. Literally. And figuratively, since this is Mad Men, after all.

Tyrion steps up, Joffrey steps inside, the Hound steps down, Cersei steps closer to crazy.

In which peen-based bad decisions come to roost. Again.

Previously… Theon has Winterfell, Joffrey has poop and slap on his face, Jon has a hot firey-haired prisoner, Shae has [...]

MY HAMSTER LIVES!!!   So far, anyway. I haven’t been home in three days, but he was alive last time I [...]

In which flying diarrhea gets the war flowing again.

OMGEEEZ I’m so excited! I’m watching TV or a real TV and it looks soooo good! And my recaps gonna [...]

gotta marry a king who beheaded my dad: medieval white girl problems

Topics in not okay reproduction: incest and post-birth abortion.

It’s mcweanis and I’m ba-ack…. You should know that I really, really love you, cause it’s almost finals time at law [...]

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Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Ned dumb. Littlefinger smart. Sex explicit. Murder failed. Assassin fail. Hand severed.

Vengeance, in-the-guise-of-justice style.

Sexy blood! Sexy breastmilk! Sexy nipple shaving? We’ve got it all!

Bastards, bastards everywhere!

In which whoring, murdering, and alcoholism are condoned.

Pain meets pleasure, and it’s confusing.

Together at last!