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Amazing Race: Breaking and Entering!

It’s back everyone! The show that can give us faith in humanity and then promptly rip it away! Sometimes it [...]


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Amazing Race: TEAM MASTER RACE! OH HELL NO!!!

This is it kids! The big finale! We’ve learned so much this season: never be a vegan on this show [...]


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Amazing Race: I Annoint Thee Queen Ohellno!

Welcome back everyone! Last week Team Master Race mastered yet another race, Ms. America was left hanging, the BroMos flipped [...]


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Amazing Race: Czech Yourself, Bieche!

Last week we learned that when you “candle-a-bra” you get “elimin-a-ted” and that someone’s gonna get their ass beat this [...]


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Amazing Race: Hit the Road, Crack!

Welcome back to Amazing Race everyone! The leg begins where we left off – Stockholm! Phil reminds us it’s the [...]


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Amazing Race: We’re Number One!

Last week we learned to ask not for whom the bells tolls (cause GUUURRRLLL I just counted those mother f@$kin’ [...]


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Amazing Race: Warning: Possible Shrinkage

Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay – little thing called “tonsillitis” and “the flu” hit the bBitz household this week [...]


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Amazing Race: WWJD? Push Her!!

Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Team Master Race is earning its namesake and Team Masshole… well, they [...]


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Amazing Race: Smashin’ Massholes

Previously we learned that if you make it through rounds and rounds of interviews and casting sessions and the first [...]


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Amazing Race: Keep Your Passport Here Next Time

Howdy fans! Welcome back! Last week we learned that Marcy liked Vietnam so much she decided to stay there, apparently [...]


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Amazing Race: Take My Life, Please!

Welcome back kids! Just to refresh – last week we learned that being a vegan-yoga-master means you can run a [...]


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Amazing Race: Same Shit, Different Duckies!

Welcome back everyone! It’s time for the show that preaches worldly knowledge while its contestants practice worldly ignorance! I’m bBitz [...]


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Amazing Race: She Loses, Everyone Wins!


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Amazing Race: How to Piss Away a Million Dollars

Last week we learned the Chinese need to learn English so that Americans can win a million dollars easier, Cara [...]


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Amazing Race: First Place Losers and the Wedgie of Justice!

Last week we learned that there’s no end to Jaime’s horrific-ness, Lil Guys came up a lil short in the [...]


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Amazing Race: The “Bitch” Heard ‘Round the World!!

Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Mai Thai Trannies sing in the key of “B-Flat” while Jaime sings [...]


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Amazing Race: Is That a Trannie In My Butt or Are You Happy To See Me?!

Hiya folks! Good to be back after a week off! Since it was awhile ago, let’s recall what we learned [...]


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Amazing Race: Lil’ Guys Get It In the End

On the last episode we learned an old man’s wits outweigh his hemorrhoids, Lil’ Guys are big on luck, Cheerleaders [...]


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Amazing Race: Domo Arigato Mommie Roboto

On the last episode we learned never to trust a gaysian, always wear underwear in Russia and drunken locals + [...]


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Amazing Race: Her Russian Name? Anastasia Beaverfrozen!!

Hey readers! I’m doing a quickie recap for last weeks so I can get this past Sunday’s episode up pronto! [...]


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Amazing Race: U Turned Me Off

Last week we learned that Kris and Amanda should never procreate, Tammy needs to buy a Garmin so she can [...]


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Amazing Race: Keoghan Take Me Away!!

Welcome back kids! On last week’s episode we learned that believing that God has something better to do than worry [...]


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Amazing Race: It Puts the Lotion on Its Face

Welcome back for another exciting week! Last we learned hicks aren’t always cuddly and lovable, there’s a good reason why [...]


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Amazing Race: I’ve Got Your Noses, Bitches!

Hooray! The start of another fantastic season of Amazing Race! I just peed myself in 12 different languages I’m so [...]


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Amazing Race: Pre-Premier Recap!

Welcome back kids! bBitz is back and it’s time once again to remember that 11 random couples + The World [...]


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Amazing Race FINALE: It Puts the Magic in the Hole!

This is it – THE FINALE! We’ve seen many teams – great and awful – fall to the gods of [...]


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Amazing Race: What’s the Worst Thing That Could Happen?

Hey everyone – in order to play catch up I’m posting last Sunday’s first and then I’ll do a fun [...]


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Amazing Race: Adultery: It Does a Relationship Good

Welcome back everyone! Last week was quite a doozie – violent body painting, double crossing, and most importantly, the Divorcees [...]


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Amazing Race: Terence Even Makes Himself Gag

We’re back – fresh from a non-elimination round and a world record for TV episode containing the most uses of [...]


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Amazing Race: Si, se Puede!

On the last episode we learned that Frat guys really are that stupid, Nick is a lying race-genius but turned [...]


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Amazing Race: Angkor WHAT?!

Happy Election Day everyone! A little treat to take everyone’s mind off the hectic election day – last week’s AMAZING [...]


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Amazing Race: Ken and Tina?! Really?!

Hey everyone! I was in not one, but TWO weddings in the last week and a half – so my [...]


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Amazing Race: Shock & Awe: The Beginning of Sportsbra-gate!

I’m back everyone! Sorry for the delay – it’s only because I flew to Brazil to meet up [...]


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Amazing Race: Terence Makes MY Head Hurt

Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Nick & Starr made a pact with the devil and her name [...]


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Amazing Race: “Can You Not Outrun Me?”

Bonjour! Ciao! Hola! Hello everyone! bBitz here and I’m back to guide you through this AMAZING RACE around the world! [...]


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The Amazing Race: Anchorage, Thy Name is Nicolas

“Don’t ANCHOR your team down.” Welcome to The Amazing Race finale! Tonight Phil starts us off with a tender look back [...]


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The Amazing Race: Babies in Thailand

“Happy birthday, Jen!” Tonight’s episode is absolutely amazing! I was literally so excited watching this episode that I was jumping around [...]


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The Amazing Race: Memoirs of a Racer

“No time to look at the castle – RUN!” Welcome back to The Amazing Race! I’m not sure if this only [...]


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The Amazing Race: Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Not me! Hi guys! Welcome to the eighth leg of this Amazing Race! I know this recap is tardy and I [...]


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The Amazing Race: Double Effed

“Be there in a jif!” Wow, tonight’s is the most exciting episode of The Amazing Race I have ever seen! There [...]