By Dan RenziStep 1: Wear an idiotic costume that makes no sense. First up: Alexis “Dylon” Linchita shows up to the [...]

by Dan Renzi Simon has had it. I feel for the guy, in a way; he’s dug his own grave, with this [...]

Crossing paths with celebrities is fairly commonplace in Los Angeles, but every once in a while, I encounter a personality [...]

By Dan Renzi I’m not sure if I’ll ever forgive North Carolina for what they put me through. Going to the small-ish [...]

Night two of American Idol auditions took us to Denver, CO for more shenanigans, and I have to say, it [...]

So there’s this great little show on TV. I don’t know if you’ve heard about it, but I’m hoping [...]

Remember this past season on AI, the runner-up Bo Bice? His painful grunting and strained voice seemed abnormal, and definitely [...]

This morning, I learned of a couple of disturbing facts thanks to reader JA. First of all, there is a [...]

As many of you may know by now, Bo Bice — American Idol’s favorite loser — got hitched recently to [...]

In case you haven’t heard by now, American Idol reject and chronic pouter Constantine Maroulis became the talk of the [...]

While Youcantmakeitup toils away at her recap of tonight’s American Idol finale, we just had to whet your appetite with [...]

The best part about living in Hollywood is that the line between TVgasm and reality often blurs. For instance, [...]

It’s here: The television event you’ve all been waiting for (for the 5th time now). The American Idol [...]

While your extended American Idol recap will be posted later today (and I expect a windfall of gratitude as I [...]

Last night, Vonzell Solomon finally met her generically-produced, synthesized maker, and was voted off of American Idol. Not surprising [...]

And we’re down to the final three!! Tonight’s episode may feature the best top three from any Idol: [...]

…and we’ve finally arrived. Tonight at 8 p.m. is the American Idol finale. This year, Fox Execs have [...]

Jim Caviezel to Play Bo Bice in Upcoming Feature Bo relaxes on his ranch Bo sneaking a few carbs in, he’s such [...]

Does Ryan Seacrest fear the gentle touch of another man? We can’t say for sure, but judging by this [...]

This just in: Mikalah Gordon has become Latina. Paula gets props from Simon. ABC notes her smile and later [...]

I really didn’t want to watch last night’s stupid Primetime Live special (bombastically titled, “Fallen Idol”), but for the sake [...]

Here’s what this post used to say: Well, it’s 9:10 PM on the East Coast which means this post has relevancy [...]

Last week, Scott’s friends included Method Man and his manager. This week, it’s a gaggle of hotties. Why [...]

Are you tired of sucking and not getting made fun of enough for it? Do you wish you had some [...]

It’s been a tough year for American Idol producers. They increased the age limit for applicants and it has [...]

Paula’s not crying. That’s just sweat from Vicodin withdrawal.Big night tonight. Our man Constantine was finally ousted. [...]

Carrie Underwood to America: All the wonderful animals and creatures under the sun love me, AND SO SHALL YOU, [...]

Books senior year in college – $534. A night out on the town with friends in college – $123 pizza 9 times [...]

Just pause, take a moment. Look at these two. Take a breath. Mmmmm…Who wouldn’t wan’t to bang them? Yes, [...]

Other noticeable images after the jump… Constantine once again flashes his lethal tongue. Remember the innocent days when all we [...]

Jurrassic Park the ride has one of the more exciting drops at Universal. In this photo, the Idols are experiencing [...]

TVGasm is dedicated to leaving no stone unturned, no rock unrolled and no hard mineral unrotated. Which is why we [...]

Every once in a while, a letter comes through to TVgasm which I feel an obligation to print. It has [...]

For some time now, we’ve pondered just exactly what sort of people vote for Constantine Maroulis week after week. [...]

Yes, it’s true. My identity has been compromised. The one once known to you as Madeyoulaugh is actually I, Gasmini [...]

Constantine revealed another dimension of his honey laced voice tonight. I can’t really describe it. One part creepy, [...]

Gollum+ Chick From The Grudge= Constantine Maroulis

Since today is shaping up to be anti-Constantine day at TVgasm, we’ve culled these screencaps from his embarrassing appearance on [...]

Penny Marshall+ Artie Lange= Constantine Maroulis