One singer’s eliminated from the top 6.

The final six perform for your votes.

Bye sucka!

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Pasty crackers get another chance to screech and wink and twitch.

1 person’s eliminated from the top 8.

The top 8 contestants perform songs from the movies.

A minicap of American Idol’s top 8 elimination.

Last night’s Idol quick take.

Down to 8 contestants & some PO’d judges.

The top 9 perform songs from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Two contestants from the top 11 are sent packing.

The top 11 perform Elton John’s songs.

A shocking elimination show with multiple surprises.

The top 11 perform some of Motown’s greatest hits.

No love for the girls on Idol.

The top 12 perform songs from the year they were born.

The results are in! And so is Hambert!

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

The girls take the stage in really tight clothes

Time can make us so cynical, and nothing makes you realize quite how much time has passed until another season [...]

Gawky teen or hot 25 year old?

Some say goodbye; some say hello

Hollywood Week continues…

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

Fran goes to Hollywood week! On her TV.

Bluzgirl comes back for a second helping of Idol

The Idol auditions head to the City of Angels.

Dangerously takes his turn at bat for the Austin auditions

Sexy Panda takes her turn at bat

Milwaukee PACKS some heat.

Bbitz returns to the gasm for a swing at night two of Idol.

A new season of really terrible things that happen to people who sing.

Winner is a loose term.

The final two battle it out over a Ford Fiesta.

And now…let’s kick off some good hair!

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Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

American Idol goes to the movies. Some seriously bad ones.

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.