****Please welcome PopPrincess and That’sWhatSheSaid for their crack at Hollywood ! PopPrincess: So confession time….I’ve only watched like 15 minutes [...]

It’s the biggest season yet!! They’ve auditioned over 100,000 loozas! Will they find at least one that doesn’t suck bawls? [...]

“We’re white!” Salt Lake City. Full disclosure: This is the first episode of American Idol I’ve watched without using a fast [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Ryan tells us we will be bouncing back and forth between Puerto Rico and New York. [...]

***Please welcome Cherie with Tuesday’s American Idol! Tonight we are in Jacksonville Florida. Home of the Dawg y’all! I’m sure [...]

My old Kentucky hairdo Tonight auditions are in Louisville, Kentucky – home of the Kentucky Derby, which is, as Ryan Seacrest [...]

****Our next gasm writer to take AI audition duty is the lovely and talented Mona. Enjoy! Hey all, Please welcome [...]

****As is TVgasm tradition, a different recapper will be taking each day of American Idol until we get to the [...]

Welcome everyone! It’s me, J-Mo, taking a short break from the slutty skanky buysexual Ikki Twins over on MTV [...]

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this [...]

American Idol + Recurring Extended Boxing Metaphor + Jock Jams (“Are You Ready For This”) playing in my head [...]

I’m feeling irrationally, excessively emotional (fluctuating between depressed, elated, constipated, frantic, and resigned) so it must be that time of [...]

Tonight we get three times the magic! Three times the excitement! Three times the thrills! As any mathematician can tell [...]

This week on American Idol, Yoko got another free plug and I ate over 10,000 depression calories. Thanks, Nigel! Being rich [...]

America learns the proper way to give a hickey. Dear Seabreath, Why does my vote matter more this week? It would only [...]

“These faces have been on your screens for over three months. You know more about these tools than any other [...]

This week, Neil Diamond proves that he’s the only person alive who can make his songs tolerable. He’s also the [...]

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times [...]

Don’t forget the Jabbawockeez are America’s Best Dance Crew, dawg! Dear Judges, Andrew Lloyd Webber wants his masks back. This is [...]

The judges react to Mariah Carey’s lesser known hit “Ken Lee” Now that’s it’s down to 7 mostly blah contestants, [...]

It’s been almost a full week since Idol Gives Back and if nothing else, I have learned at least one [...]

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL! First off; TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh. My. God. [...]

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for? – Robert Browning I openly mock people who [...]

Ow! My back! Man, I love Dolly Parton. I’ve seen all her movies, some over and over again. To this day, [...]

“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.” Remember how I suggested that an awesome twist for American Idol [...]

Listen, if you’re like me, then you’re drunk on Ryan, Paula, Simon, Dawg and the other hacks that make up [...]

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page. I woke up for this? My first question [...]

Oh, American Idol. How I love you so. This show can turn even the most wretched of experiences [...]

John Lennon chokes on hacks. Again. I’ve been seriously deliriously sleep-deprived this week, because I thought Mariah Carey was scheduled [...]

Globalization invades Who-ville. Jim Carrey, what happened to you? You’re a whore for peddling your new Fox movie, but hey, you [...]

Globalization invades Who-ville. Jim Carrey, what happened to you? You’re a whore for peddling your new Fox movie, but hey, you [...]

Tink descends from the sky into the now massive studio and gives us a wink. Tonight, there will be a [...]

Hello dolls from NYC! I am thrilled, thrilled, thrilled to be bringing you tonight’s American Idol recap! Tonight I [...]

Yello! Can you smell what the Barack’s got cooking? No? Well, that’s ’cause extortion and illicit campaign contributions are nothing [...]

Thursday night’s AI results show was an extraordinary episode. Also, John McCain wins the presidential election, Paul Giamatti is [...]

“I refuse to bathe until we get Melinda Doolittle back.” I have a confession to make. While channelsurfing, I caught the [...]

Last week on American Idol, Paula had me rolling on the floor until I was bruised on the inside and [...]

What’s that, Paula? Four days left till nuclear holocaust? Hewwo! I’m back with American Idol results! I’m live-recapping right now and [...]

Time to make the donuts. Since last season of American Idol, I have changed apartments, broken up with my Ling Wings, [...]

I can’t remember why I left Star 98.7. Things that are super-hyped but are ultimately underwhelming, the more you think about [...]