All right, dolls. This is it. First I’d like to thank Flippy and T.Vo for sharing writing duties [...]

I watch a lot of television. Many would say entirely too much television. And yet, this is somehow my very [...]

This episode of American Idol is like the day after Thanksgiving – you have all these leftovers, and you don’t [...]

This week I was actually really looking forward to recapping American Idol. It’s fun to try new things. [...]

Get it? Welcome to Miami! Bienvenido a Miami! Ah Miami. Home of Scarface. Will American Idol be leading us on a [...]

Tonight on American Idol: Numerous corn montages. People sing. Some are good. Some are bad. [...]

***Note from the Editor: As we gather around our TV’s as a nation for the seventh season of American Idol, [...]

HELLOOOOO GASMII! Did you miss me? I sure missed you! I’ve taken a sabbatical from writing for [...]

This week American Idol drops in on Charleston, South Carolina, home of the Morris Island Lighthouse and some of the [...]

Oh, Texas. You’re not that bad, you did produce Flipit. Is Kelly Clarkson the Lone Star of Texas? We’re treated to [...]

Seven’s a lucky number. It’s also a movie so sick it makes you wonder if the end is near. I [...]

Here.The American Idol will release her as-yet-untitled debut album on November 20th. Tabloid Baby

Brian Dunkleman, eat your heart out. Ryan Seacrest has been handed another high-profile gig on Fox, hot on the heels [...]

Hey, enough with the gay jokes! Ryan Seacrest may have been Merv Griffin’s last great discovery… …he may like a [...]

The foreign (British) producers of American Idol couldn’t find one American performer qualified to host the Idol spin-off, The Next [...]

The show limped into the Excel Power Arena in St. Paul, hours after President Bush stopped by the site of [...]

Except for a phony gossip item about romantic heat between 17-year-old virgin winner Jordin Sparks and also-ran Chris Richardson, we [...]

American Idol turned bonafide country music star Carrie Underwood has been voted PETA’s sexiest female vegetarian of the year. [...]

Jordin Sparks hasn’t even made headlines with her first Right-to-Life remarks and already producers are gearing up to find a [...]

American Idol superstar Sanjaya Malakar insists that his big sister Shyamali won’t be accepting any of those offers to [...]

Despite all the lip-service given to “healthy role models” and “average-size girls,” our chunky celebrities willingly submit to [...]

…that blonde whoreface should be f-ing shot… … If that skinny bitch… said ONE DAMN F—ING WORD TO MY CHEESEBURGER… [...]

Katharine McPhee may have been shunned from the season finale of American Idol, but the independent film world is waiting [...]

We took a lot of heat for even suggesting that our new American Idol Jordin Sparks was slightly larger than [...]

“I’m sick of it. I’ve never been drunk. I don’t do recreational drugs. It’s defamation of character!” Waaaaaaaaaaa! Paula Abdul, American [...]

I sit in up in my bed with two fresh packs of Marlboros, a bottle of Stoli, and a six [...]

Now we didn’t expect Fox News to go after American Idol Jordin Sparks on the abortion issue– but her weight? [...]

The true American Idol, Sanjaya Malakar (though producers were pushing the offensiveness border in comparing him to Martin Luther King [...]

Fox has apologized for extending the American Idol finale by nine minutes, causing many DVR users to miss the announcement [...]

Jordin Sparks is the new American Idol. After a bloated two-hour show whose highlights included a performance by an [...]

Back in March, we made some headlines when we showed you evidence that American Idol contestant Sanjaya Malakar was emulating [...]

Tink stands in a dramatic ray of backlight and tries to make us understand the gravity of what we’re about [...]

We’d have to say our favorite moment in last night’s American Idol was that audience shot of Academy Award-winning actress [...]

American Idol judge Paula Abdul, who does not do recreational drugs nor is on medication, fell and broke her nose [...]

For the first time ever, I’m shocked into silence. This is your brain. THIS. Is your brain on American Idol. Homer [...]

The conspiracy theorists are in overdrive this morning after Melinda Doolittle’s surprise ouster from American Idol. Though Melinda has [...]

The show opens with the Top Three looking themselves in the mirror long and hard. They’ve beat hos, cake boys, [...]

A big Tabloid Baby razz to radio station KISS 106.1 in Seattle, for trying to humilate the hometown teenager who’s [...]

With American Idol and Dancing with The Stars headed toward their finales in the coming weeks, it’s worth mentioning [...]

Last night I knew something was amiss when the Judges couldn’t muster up anything nice to say after LaKisha’s version [...]