Tyra Serling is here to explain all.

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Maybe this damn show should be called America’s Next Top Surviving Model.

Forget a love triangle. I want a love octagon!

The episode title is misleading. Just like my initial excitement for this episode.

Tyra, what have you done to my dignity?

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I hate the little putrid puss particle that is Brianboy

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Man, have we gotten low budge or what?

Is Victoria a fraud?

Gross, ugly and nonsensical. That’s our whole new ANTM.

She’s a clever one, that Tyra.

Fierce has never been so fugly.

How come Tyra’s ass doesn’t get blurred out?

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It’s finally the finale!

Almost the finale, but you gotta suffer through the recap of the recap ep first!

Almost the end!

What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!

Six girls head to Macau (China), but only five survive. (One is kiilled.) (No, she’s not. Just kidding.)

The models walk for the Dochester Collection Fashion Prize, and then it’s all, “Hello, Kitty!”

Estelle joins the models for a dinner party, after the girls film a PSA for some beauty campaign or something. (I know, I know, B.I.O.)

And it’s now time for the Hoochie-Tooch. You’re welcome.

The models hit Toronto Fashion Week, and then they get covered in organic maple syrup!

Selling crap and bouncing cars!

Episode three features a nitwit having a total breakdown!

Sexy non-Kardashian toddlers!

ANTM crowns a winner, in the loosest sense of the word.

Oh my God. I thought it would never end.

Hey, did you hear? Tyra wrote a “book.”

Tyson Beckford is 40. I wonder if he’s as depressed as I am about that.

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

The models continue their stay in Greece, land of humidity and face sheen.

Salad, anyone?

Music for the Masses

Since we’ve exhausted photos and perfumes, we move on to music videos.

The girls create personal fragrances just in time for Christmas Clearance sales.