Apparently, posing as Snooki is NOT frowned upon.

Coco Rocha is a really good model and her name makes me want candy.

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

Kardashians and LaToya Jackson blew out my TV. It couldn’t handle the tacky.

Gasmii, I’m alive.  I have no idea what happened on the past two episodes of ANTM but more on that [...]

Ashlee Simpson pops in to remind us that she is not working on anything.

Please. As if these skinny bitches eat.

14 models are back to see who can not become famous again

ANTM All-Stars! So really, just 14 girls with nothing to do.

Brittani or Molly? Molly or Brittani? It matters not one bit.

OMFG who’s going to win!?!?

Three are left. One get’s dropped. We’re getting close!

More Moroccan hijinks.

Issa London dresses the girls in Morocco..but who’s dressing Kate Middleton?

Goat brains foil one of the models. Who cares, Issa London clothes are pretty!

The models head to Morocco and molest some camels.

It feels like forever since the last recap, Gasmii!  Last week was a repeat followed by a highlights show which [...]

The models head out on Go Sees, learn to spell Morocco, and play in garbage.

MiniCap of the latest America’s Next Top Model episode.

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.

Tyra gives how to be famous lessons. I have to ask…why?

Rachel Zoe takes time out from not eating and stops by.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

13 models, bees, and barbecue.

ANTM is back. Again. No really, it’s still on.

The winner is crowned. Finally.

Tyra makes her directing debut and two go home.

Go Sees become No Sees in Milan.

The girls ditch Venica, CA for Venice, Italy!

Ann eats pavement. At least she’s finally eating.

One is selected to trollop around the Grammys; finally a prize I can get on board with.

Patrick Demarchelier appears and Vogue’s Hell freezes over.

A conveyor belt proves to be the biggest bitch of all.

The girls dress up as mermaids. Oh, and no one likes Kacey.

Makeovers(unders?) occur and two go home.

Calorie restricted diets are the new pink.

Tyra picks the Top 14 hungriest in all the land.

Who will be America’s Next Top Model?

Five remain in the struggle for irrelevance.