“Finally! Posing with someone whose face is hairier than mine!”

This week on America’s Next Top Model, an actually editorial photo shoot follows the stupidest challenge yet, and we learn [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, an actually editorial photo shoot follows the stupidest challenge yet, and we learn [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the drama explodes as the girls split into two factions — that is, [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Jessica humps everyone. For Jesus. “Does my Who Would Jesus Fuck bracelet show [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra sneaks into Morticia’s office before panel to turn a client’s skin into [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls go through two full photo shoots, with two surprising eliminations. [...]

Hello everyone! I’m back for another cycle of America’s Next Top Model, with everyone’s favorite delusional egomanic and crop [...]

Finale time, everyone! Forget Edward and Jacob — are you Team BEN or Team Laura? Or Team Wet Bikini Orgy? Well [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Mr. Jay shocks the girls by announcing that not one, but two of [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, I’m sad to report that no one drowns during an underwater photo shoot. “Oh, [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls travel to Hawaii, where Tyra finds the justification to offend as [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra keeps speeding up the typical timeline of the challenges and throws the [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Karl proves the only modeling job she should book is Mugatu’s “Derelicte” collection, [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls head off to Vegas where a fan favorite slips up a [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, we have to suffer through the CoverGirl makeup challenge (where unfortunately no one [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the girls finally get catty and my friends can take a break from [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra teaches us how to make up words. I can do it [...]

****And now please welcome LOLO back to the fold!! WE MISSED YOU BABE! Well, I gotta hand it to Flipit. [...]

Oh my dear fierceling fashionistas, it is with a heavy heart that I sit down to write this final recap. [...]

Hi-hi once again to all you Ty-Ty fans! Let me start out by making a heartfelt apology to everybody [...]

W’sup girls’n'boys? Welcome back to Brazil, home of elite fashion designers, thick accents and zero labia hair, and I [...]

Olá! e boa vinda! That means “Hello and welcome” in Portuguese! I’m so glad you’ve joined me once [...]

Welcome once again fellow fashion fans! Thank you for your patience while I was off having a fabulous time [...]

¡Buenos Nachos, mijas y mijos! Can you believe we’re halfway done with this cycle already? If you’ve been [...]

Welcome back all you Diva-Dolls (and for you guys, I guess, Divo-Action-Figures)! Now that my ears have stopped ringing [...]

What’s up little darlin’s? Let’s talk for a moment about mistakes. We’ve all made ‘em (my hair and [...]

Hello all you closet voguers out there (and you know you do when you’re driving and Madge comes on the [...]

Greetings and salutations fashionistas! Well, it’s been a crazy week for our poor Tyranna-Sore-Ass, what with the international news [...]

Hey there, hi there, ho there, fashion-fans! I’m so happy to be once again sitting here in the dark [...]

Welcome back all you fiercelings! I finished that last recap at 5am and had to get some sleep. [...]

Hey-Ho to all of you Tyra-ites! This is J-Mo, and I’m here to serve as your faithful acolyte as [...]

On this very special finale episode of ANTM, Tyra decides to give McKey a new signature pose. And that [...]

Ah, Gasmii, don’t you just love technology? Especially the kind of technology that makes your computer crap out on [...]

This week on ANTM, we get to hear a lot of words like “stiff” and “rigid” but unfortunately, they aren’t [...]

This week, ANTM flits over to Europe. Which obviously means lots and lots of nudity. Unfortunately, Nigel stays [...]

It’s been awhile, Gasmii, but I’m back and ready for action. A ginormous grazie to LoLo for helping me [...]

Hey everyone! Your regularly scheduled America’s Next Top Model recapper, Hoolia, is out kicking ass interviewing for jobs that actually [...]

So at this point, I’m pretty sure a higher being is keeping me from getting these recaps done on time. [...]