May a Boobs fall on your house.

Rachel’s pretty good at untangling things. Have you seen her hair?

End of love.

Separated at birth TVGasm style.

Jeff and Jordan Return!

Pandora’s Box and a new Saboteur

Schoonie’s first live show! Bring it on, robot lover.

Rennie returns to the BB house!

Who will go on the block?

Another HG is voted off. And it’s kinda fun. KINDA.

Seriously, my cat has better strategy when trying to decide which corner of the litter box to take a crap in.

Chenbot invades your wettest dreams, this Summer!

The endurance competition.

Another HG is evicted.

Veto competition time suck.

Boobs makes her nominations.

It’s the 1st Eviction!

A new twist pops up and Hayden mangles English.

Food fighting and mutant boobs.

Check out what’s happening on the live feeds.

The live feeds begin.

A new season begins.

The live feeds begin

Happy day. Rejoice!

We have some BB 12 cast pictures to mock! YAY!!

Time to check out BB’s new digs.

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