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Big Brother: Hitting the Wall

Tonight on Big Brother, we get to watch everyone get slammed into a wall over and over again. I [...]


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Big Brother: April’s Showers Bring Ollie’s Glowers

Previously on Big Brother, Renny got a little private time in the HOH room so she could really let her [...]


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Big Brother: Birds of Prey

Tonight on Big Brother, Ollie makes out with his greatest fear. CAW! CAW!After Libra’s eviction, Michelle gloats in the diary room, [...]


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Big Brother: The Judas Colony

Previously on Big Brother ,Michelle took control and went crazy with vengeance! “This if fah yew, Jessie!”It’s day 38 in the [...]


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Big Brother: I Wore An Onion On My Belt, It Was The Style At The Time

Not pictured: jorts. Just like Jay-Z, yo After the eviction, Libra tells Michelle that she understands why she was put up. [...]


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Big Brother: Tis The Season of Disrespect

On this glorious Sunday’s Big Brother, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English. GlamourShot Michelle is [...]


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Big Brother: But…I’m HOT!!!

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant [...]


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Big Brother: Who Wants Cake?

Happy Birthday, Keesha!After the nomination ceremony, we color in on Jessie’s bitchface, from which he is bitching (out of his [...]


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Big Brother: Squeal Like a Pig, Boy!

Last night on Big Brother, Jesus was marinated in the germs that cause bad breath. Get me some nails. First I have [...]


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Big Brother: May the Best Boobs Win

Tonight on Big Brother, the term “womanizer” officially becomes an offensive slur. Wait til I call him a commie. That’ll [...]


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Gravel and Grubs, Gravel and Grubs

Previously on Big Brother, Jessie entered stage 2: Bargaining.After the nominations Sunday Jessie is still shocked, SHOCKED, that he was [...]


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Big Brother: Road Signs and Pigs Feet

Tonight on Big Brother, Keesha gets the opportunity to act like a scheming, vindictive, screeching crazy woman and completely blows [...]


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Big Brother: Gays Vs. Catholics: Smackdown

Evictions, evictions You’re so delicious I love you more Than all the competitions. It’s the Great PumpkinBot, Charlie Brown With Dan and Steven on [...]


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Big Brother: Renny Is Not A Mastermind

Tonight on Big Brother, everyone talks like an eight year old. “And that was FOREVER ago! And my dad could [...]


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Big Brother: Eh, Quit Yer Wine’in.

I have to apologize up-front for the brevity of the recap, but I had a friend in from out of [...]


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Big Brother: Blue Wednesday

Hey everybody! Long time no recap. I am making my triumphant return with this season’s first live show, [...]


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Big Brother: What Would Nixon Do?

Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering [...]


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Big Brother Live Blog: The Dowah’s Lowackd!

Flipit, Schoonie and FozzieBare here! We got together to watch the premiere of Big Brother Ten and man, how not [...]


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Big Brother Countdown: ZERO!!!

Can you believe there is a TVgasm reader that can do this with her body? I figured you were all [...]


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Big Brother Countdown: One Day To Go!!!

Today’s winner is TaxGirl! This pic represents the number one, a chess piece, and it is a phallic symbol. What [...]


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Big Brother: Two Days Left!

Today’s winner is CHOOCH!!!! CONGRATS, LADY! ***wanna enter? Take a picture of a number 1 or a 0 and shoot [...]


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Big Brother Countdown: Three Days To Go!

Only three days left! Today’s winner is JFarb from NYC. Congrats J! **Wanna enter? Shoot a pic of the numbers two [...]


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Big Brother: Revelations

The Bot announced the cast of this season’s Big Brother yesterday morning on the Early Show, so we got together [...]


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Big Brother Countdown: Four Days Left!

Today’s winner is Nancy from Long Island! Congrats lady! Who knew even the clouds were waiting on pins and needles? [...]


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Big Brother Countdown: Day Five

Five days left! Today’s pic is from JasonR. Thanks, buddy! You are the winner of a luxurious item from the [...]


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Big Brother Countown: Day 6

Six days til’ Big Brother! I got this entry late due to an email malfunction, but had to post it [...]


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Big Brother: COUNTDOWN

Ah, the fourth. TVgasm went to sleep, y’all. But it’s gonna be a busy week. Real World is ending, and [...]


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JUL•E

The year’s most loved robot is back, with an all new season! All new twists! And an all new operating [...]


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Big Brother: Score One For the Retahds!

Flipit: Hey guys! Welcome to the last night of BB. I can’t believe it’s over! Fozzie: I know, but less [...]


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Big Brother: And Then There Were Two

Previously on Big Brother, not enough people appreciated my favorite joke Team Chris T. When we last left our intrepid houseguests they [...]


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Big Brother: And The Hamsters Rejoice

Do thirty sit-ups, or I will incinerate you. Julie Chen is totally rocking a pink sweatsuit tonight, which is how you [...]


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Big Brother: Ashton Kutcher Pees in the Sink

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game. Go, Cougar! We start with Natalie cry-begging to her boys [...]


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Big Brother: Christ Takes a Stand Against Numerology

Tonight, on Big Brother… Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater? We start with [...]


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Is it Season 10 Yet?

Previously on Big Brother: Although we’ve COME, To the eeeennd ooofff the road, still I can’t let go…… With Moose and Sharon [...]


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Big Brother: Crazy Like a FOX!

We begin tonight’s episode in the middle of the HoH endurance comp. Man, this whole two episodes in a [...]


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Big Brother: We All Know How This Is Going To End, Right?

OH MY GOD, RUN. First of all, Julie is dressed all abstract and deconstructed with all these wacky lines all over [...]


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Big Brother: Hobo Hank and the Temple of Doom

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off. He’s crying like a priest with a boner. We pick [...]


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Big Brother: All New! Josh Free!

Previously on Big Brother, Ryan helped Josh pack his shit. With Adam as the new HOH we have no idea what [...]


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Big Brother: Fake Crying to Real Boobs

Previously on Big Brother, James yelled at people while wearing underwear that he stole from Lane Bryant.Julie welcomes us to [...]


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Emotiongasm: Don’t Cry Out Loud Edition

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the [...]