Previously on Big Brother Chelsia left the house leaving James alone in a cold, large, lonely bed. After James’ nomination [...]

This week on Big Brother, Jesus forms a softball team. Have another glass of wine, my child. We start where we [...]

Previously on Big Brother, I got a new picture for my fridge. After James nanny boo booed and pranced and IN [...]

Previously on Big Brother, the showmance known as Jamelsia started to dissolve when people realized that it was a really [...]

In the aftermath of the Matt eviction, Natalie tells us that she somehow “feels responsible” for his eviction. I’m [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Natalie finally got her backrub from Matt which consisted of him rubbing a wooden block on [...]

We begin after nominations, as always. Sheila wants everyone else to “come through for her” and keep her in [...]

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs rallied against the demise of disco. Ow! My eye! We start tonight where we left off [...]

First of all, Julie has stolen a sweater from my grandma, but she’s wearing it with only the top two [...]

Previously on Big Brother, opinions differed regarding Allison’s crotch. As you recall, Ryan placed Chelsia and Sharon on the block for [...]

Previously on Big Brother, poor Natalie finally realized that she is never ever going to get her massage. Josh starts [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Chelsia entered the Big Brother house 28 days ago. And 28 Days Later…… The Chenbot reminds us that [...]

After the nominations and the numerous flashbacks, we receive the following new information during the first five minutes of the [...]

The episode begins by flashing back to Alex and Amanda’s eviction. I don’t understand why people get sad after [...]

HOLLA!! Schoonie, FozzieBare and I got together last night and recorded our first ever Podcast! Please be gentle and remember we [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, I became a cutter. Say it ain’t so! The Chen is adorable in her little white sweater [...]

Hey! Schoonie here. I’ll be entering the Big Brother rotation beginning this evening, so there will be a [...]

Immediately after Jen and Parker’s eviction last week, all of the houseguests rush to the memory wall to find that [...]

Store at temperatures between fifty and seventy degrees Fahrenheit. Welcome to eviction! The Chen greets us with her tight smile and [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Moose laughed at God. To be fair, God laughed at Moose first. We start where we [...]

Q: What does Julie Chen say when she walks in a room backwards? A: Butt first! I swear I hear the ocean. This [...]

I can’t believe it’s summer already! Beach trips, cookouts, and Big Brother! I’ve waited a year for this and I’m [...]

pic by Nick the Intern Flipit: Welcome to the special Winter edition of Big Brother, Gasmii! As usual, we [...]

BY NICK THE INTERN: Greetings faithful readers! This weekend I had the great pleasure of trying out for my favorite show, [...]

It’s time once again for a little Chenbot revisited. . . Thank you Nick The Intern. . .

TONIGHT! ON BIG BROTHER 8…!! The Chenbot is in her biggest neckpiece yet for tonight’s finale. It looks like someone shot [...]

Nick The Intern is at it again. Last season he brought us the Chenbot Comicbook. A few weeks ago he [...]

Well, let’s get it over with. Julie Chen apparently forgot to put on a top before going in front of the [...]

Previously on Big Brother, HOLY CRAP, DOES CHENBOT HAVE A PENIS? Very funny, guys! Someone call the parts department and get [...]

With Big Brother coming to a messy close, we thought it might be a good idea to remember the good [...]

Previously, on Big Brother: events required me to root for Jameka and Zach, because 1) Jessica and Eric sort of [...]

Previously on Big Brother, America handed the Dicks five hundred thousand dollars. This Summer, I have really started to question my [...]

So, full disclosure regarding Janelle: I loved her in Season Six, did not love her in Season Seven. In [...]

Previously on Big Brother, Amber left the house early to concentrate on a career in print modeling. Fiesta Used Cars loves [...]

Some of you may remember TVgasm intern Nick, who last summer brought you the Adventures of Julie Chen Comic Books. [...]

Tonight, on Big Brother, dreams come true. My dreams. Amber’s will be coming true at a later date. [...]

Tonight, on Big Brother, dreams come true. My dreams. Amber’s will be coming true at a later date. [...]

Previously on Big Brother, the house became spookily quiet when Jenius went missing, Eric didn’t get any play, and even [...]

Previously, on Big Brother: Thursday’s show aired. Afterwards, I e-mailed Flip. That e-mail said, “Wow, I’m really glad [...]