The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]

  After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back [...]

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). [...]

  This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!!  Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week [...]

We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano [...]

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring [...]

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no [...]

I’m going to do my best to pretend that this show is legit and that I haven’t heard that Jeremiah [...]

Last week on Breaking Amish, we learned that young Amish adults act like middle school kids and kids that go [...]

This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.  The first to meet [...]

Sorry for the super-delay of getting this recap up.  I jumped the fence myself (bought my first house) and will [...]