The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door. Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out [...]
Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us. Breaking Amish has returned for a second season. This also means that TLC doesn’t [...]
After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back [...]
Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). [...]
This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!! Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week [...]
We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano [...]
This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery. We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring [...]
The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?. Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no [...]
I’m going to do my best to pretend that this show is legit and that I haven’t heard that Jeremiah [...]
Last week on Breaking Amish, we learned that young Amish adults act like middle school kids and kids that go [...]
This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City. The first to meet [...]
Sorry for the super-delay of getting this recap up. I jumped the fence myself (bought my first house) and will [...]







