Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City [...]

Greetings, Gasmii.  The world is a sad, crazy, dangerous place.  I’m glad we have some reality tv to take our [...]

Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only [...]

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Thank you for all of your comments.  You’ve all given me a lot to think about, and I [...]

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing [...]

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming [...]

The whole thing is a sham!

Trying to trust the people they beat.

Is Doomsday upon us?

Tears, raps, rhymes, boob pressing and a whole lot more!

Greeting Gasmii! This week on Celebrity Apprentice, we lost yet another vital brain, which means we have more weak players left [...]

Being an expert at winning, Clay shows Lisa how it’s done.

Delusional much?

And we’re back with the second half of Donald’s love affair with seeing himself on TV. We previously left off just [...]

Oh shit, Gasmii. Can you believe what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice? Besides the unexpected three hour tour on [...]

Your momma would not be proud.

The O’Cedar ProMist Mop; like herpes, only cleaner!

Double your pleasure in this blood bath.

Turns out, this IS the Aubrey show.

Even sick kids get pimped out on this show.

Who the hell is Aubrey O’Day?

Leather isn’t as tough as we thought.

Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy… how much do I owe?

The end has come.

Down to two!

Three hours of bliss

The three hour epic began innocently enough. The guys welcomed their new members and congratulated them on getting such high [...]

NeNe loses it some more.

LaToya loses her voice. Even more.

Yeah, there’s no mystery here, you suck.

Life’s a beach. Get it?

A mini cap of NeNe’s a-holery

Meatloaf explodes and it’s wonderful

Celebrity Apprentice opens with Gary not enjoying last week’s Hail Mary win but bitching at everyone for not thinking he’s [...]

Gary hears!