A season chock full of craycray begins

Finale Time!

Snapple: Celeb Apprentice Flavor

Home and Garden, look out!

Business as usual. This week on celebrity Apprentice, the guys and gals re-team and have to create an exercise class for [...]

Celeb App gets vaguely sexy. This week, the celeb apps get to make over some country stars. And we all know [...]

Making magic here at Celeb Apprentice! This week, someone leaves for “personal reasons” and the groups make commercials for rite [...]

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity [...]

He’s ALREADY fired. This week, the two teams have to design a new marketing campaign for Kodak. Sinbad and [...]

Celebrity apprentice, now in weaselvision! This week, the motley assortment of tools break into groups, name themselves, have a baby that [...]

“Happy freakin’ Mother’s Day!” Hello beloved readers! Welcome to the VERY truncated recap of the VERY elongated season finale of Celebrity [...]

“I want to see Sandra Bullock in a mermaid costume PRONTO!” Welcome back to Celebrity Apprentice! This week begins with [...]

What is that stench? Who’s ready for another two hours of Celebrity Apprentice? This week is all about body odor, which [...]

“Who wants to watch what I can do really well?” Tonight on Celebrity Apprentice Ivanka Trump is dissed, Clint Black puts [...]

Spoiler! It’s that most glorious time of the week again. Time for Celebrity Apprentice! This week we get an overdose of [...]

Forward to 65 people or you don’t know what funny is. This week on Celebrity Apprentice we learn that there is [...]

“That’s S-H-E-E-T, Princess.” Welcome back to another round of Celebrity Apprentice! Fresh off of last week’s ego trip, the teams buckle [...]

“You want a piece of me?” So here we are back in Manhattan to see just which “celebrity” can scream the [...]

“Welcome to Trump Tower!” Hello beloved readers! I am honored and humbled to be recapping this season of Celebrity Apprentice! I [...]

Congratulations, friends. You’ve made it to the end. No doubt you are now sallow, emaciated shells of your former selves, [...]

So for those of you on the edges of your seats wondering what happened with my Clogged Sink Saga, here’s [...]

Listen well, my friends, for I have a shocking and compelling story to fill this introduction space with. This past [...]

This week I met a woman with a service dog, but she wasn’t visually impaired. Rather, she had a heart [...]

Yesterday I saw a woman fall down a flight of stairs and face plant into the floor. It was hilarious. [...]

Know what I did last night? I went roller skating. At a roller skating rink. And hoo boy, it was [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day, kids. Sorry it’s a little late, but I was out of town, fighting a fire monster. Over [...]

After all of last week’s Godfather IV ridiculousness, this week’s Celebrity Apprentice couldn’t really be anything but…well, let’s face it, [...]

With all of the hype surrounding this episode of Celebrity Apprentice (i.e. two hours long because The Donald DECREED that [...]

Last night I had a dream that two really fat fourteeen-year-old boys got into my car and drove me around [...]

This week’s Celebrity Apprentice finally ended the relentless parade of terrible dog puns. To fill the void, Gene Simmons stepped [...]

Before we begin this week, I’d like to draw everyone’s attention to a product that I strongly believe belongs in [...]