Part 2

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see [...]

Looking back

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make [...]

Onward and upward, folks!

The end. Or is it?

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

You can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus! Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused [...]

More rehabbing

The family that prays together…

I ruv you Drew! Family Weekend!! What a happy joyful miraculous time threatening tearful train wreck parade! We pick up where we [...]

“I hate liars and bamboozlers!” I hear you Steven Adler, bamboozlers are the worst! Hoodwinkers are close, but Bamboozlers are definitely [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The [...]

The episode starts off with a healthy dose of Amy Fisher denial. She seems to think that she is in [...]

We continue where we left off with Steven Adler giving Amy Fisher his two cents. Dr. Drew may not agree [...]

It’s day 4 in the recovery process and Drew has already lost one of his patients in an extended game [...]

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and [...]

Dr. Super-Drew is here to save the day!

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in [...]

Rehab is back!

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write [...]

It’s graduation day!!!

Janice’s diary is talking dirty to her, and Dr. Drew is frustrated.

Leif just wants to hold beer’s hand and Jeremy gets bushwacked by his wife.

Gummi Bear claims he’s being held hostage, and Eric reunites with his step-son Keaton.

Leif seeks refuge in his Bowflex of Solitude and Rachel flees rehab.

Leif threatens to leave and Gummi opens emotional and physical wounds.

Gummi meets Plastic in an epic pool showdown.

Don’t blame me. Those are the facts, or as near to the facts as you can get with addicts. Within [...]

I hope everybody remembered their hankies again this week because it was another big tear jerker. Does Dr. Drew own [...]

Hi Gasmii! How is everyone? Staying well, I hope. I’m writing this between gargling gallon mugs of Red Zinger and [...]

This week was all about dealing with a pesky little thing called emotions. It sucks, right? You have to do [...]

Sometimes I wish this were an elimination show. I am so sick of some people’s crap. They walk around clueless, [...]

This week there was quite a bit less drama than we’ve been seeing in the past three episodes. It was [...]

We pick up this week right where we left off, with Mindy’s horrific seizure. We also get to see Tom [...]

“Which one of you junkies stole my ass?” Seriously, where is it? And that’s not the only horror we witness this [...]

And the Bob is back! All hail the Bob! Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab is off and running with all the [...]

I have come to the conclusion that Jeff Conaway is not real. Maybe I’m delusional. Maybe the pound and [...]

Tonight on Celebrity Rehab, it’s family time. Calm down, mother. This is a professional environment. Episode six started out exactly [...]

Thursday’s episode started out with Jeff Conway explaining to the Pasadena Police that, he is, “..in pain, and they won’t [...]