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Has your day become more crazy than a lovesick astronaut? Ease those nerves with the latest from Newsgasm: Did somebody say [...]

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Too busy winning pageants that no one watches anymore? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: We love Whitney from [...]

Too busy swooning over underage teenagers on Idol? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: When it comes to overly [...]

It’s Oscars Time! While you wait for the Dame Judy Dench vs. Helen Mirren deathmatch check out the latest over [...]

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Too busy checking into rehab? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Isaiah Washington’s in sooooo much trouble now. [...]

Too busy raising Jennifer Hudson’s confidence? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: American Idol. American Idol. American [...]

Too busy getting tickets for The Rural Juror? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: With the arrival of 24 [...]

Too busy moving to Los Angeles for a million dollars a week? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Details [...]

Too busy feuding with Barbara and Rosie? Here’s what you’re missing at Newsgasm: 24 B4 24 is coming soon. (Whoever [...]

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We know that waiting for the premiere of The Apprentice on Sunday can cause a lot of stress. Why not [...]

Too busy waiting for Benjamin McKenzie’s next star vehicle? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: The Jacktracker has arrived [...]

It’s only day two of 2007, and I’ve already learned something new. There is nothing better than getting tanked with [...]

I am running out of hangover inspired headlines for these Newsgasm digests, but B-side should be back next week, so [...]

Did you put a little too much rum in your egg nogg (or not enough)? Cure those shakes while [...]

Too busy getting taunted by Donald Trump? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: If you haven’t seen Donald Trump’s [...]

Too busy saving your Miss USA crown? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Katharine McPhee will make useless history [...]

Too busy humming Sekou’s Survivor song? Here’s what’s going on at Newsgasm: Ozzy pins his Survivor loss on one person: [...]

Having trouble thinking straight in anticipation of tonight’s Las Vegas Christmas Special? Catch up with what you missed over at [...]

Feeling aimless without Top Model on tonight? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: All the teenage angst you ever [...]

Too busy wishing you’d drafted Reggie Bush? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Want to know the story behind [...]

Too busy getting DUIs in Glendale? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: As part of our continued hazing of [...]

Too busy getting arrested for tax fraud? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: I implore you all to read [...]

Too busy enjoying Pearl Harbor Day? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Subjecting MBAs to humiliating living conditions is [...]

Too busy breaking up with Vince Vaughn? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: More Big In ’06 schmoozing! [...]

Too busy searching for a Nintendo Wii (seriously, I can’t find one anywhere)? Here’s what you’ve been missing at [...]

Too busy getting drunk at holiday parties this weekend? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: TVgasm returns to the [...]

Too busy getting drunk on The View? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: Third time’s the charm! NBC [...]

Spent all day lighting Christmas trees in Rockefeller Center? Here’s what you’ve missed over at Newsgasm: There’s a new Bachelor [...]

Feeling jetlagged like me? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: TV Land releases its list of the top 100 [...]

Spent all day recovering from that unfortunate deep-fried turkey accident? Here’s what you’ve missed at Newsgasm: The perfect way to [...]

B-side is out of town, so here is your Newsgasm Daily Digest, J-Unit style (slightly darker, always mellow, goes down [...]

In case you’ve been spending the day flinging racial epithets at your local comedy club, here’s what’s going on at [...]

Too busy RSVPing to Holiday parties? Here’s what you’ve been missing at Newsgasm: The firestorm over O.J. continues, and in [...]

Here’s what’s going on at Newsgasm: What happens when Smokey Robinson stops by Days of Our Lives? Lots of shameless, [...]

Here’s what’s going on over at Newsgasm. Like OMG! TVgasm lands an exclusive interview with Raquel/”Rocky” from Laguna Beach. [...]