Two girls, One Solo. Really, Lifetime? Two girls, one cup anyone? Should I post a link? Thank you for pointing [...]

Well, Dance Moms is back. It seems like just yesterday that their season ended… but it was actually about two [...]

The end, my friend!

Getting closer…

Season finale!

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

Please make it stop.

New York, New York.

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

Being and Nothingness.

Patriotic Booty.

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Asian Invasion

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Yawn.

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or [...]

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, [...]

Two freaking hours!

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I [...]

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been [...]

Leave a message after the beep. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to call you back.

Zzzzzzz.

Just when you thought this show couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have this week’s episode. And did it really [...]

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best [...]

Don’t cross the streams!

Much ado about nothing.

Studio Blues.

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take [...]

This is how we duet.

WTF?

“The real dance moms are here.”

Upping the “IN10SITY”.

Crossing the picket line

Shaking things up.

New season, same nonsense.

Let’s do this!

So long. Farewell! Auf weidersehen, Goodbye! Dance Moms has gone to bed and so must I.

REALLY mini…

Someday season two will end, but not this week.