Dance Wars
Dance Wars

Dance Wars: Little Drew’s Big Night

Well friends, this is it, time to say goodbye to our favorite delusional little bastards. It’s been a sometimes [...]


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Dance Wars: Picante or Mild? Ummmm, Mild.

What’s up readers? I’m going to start this recap with a disclaimer – I don’t mean to offend anyone. [...]


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Dance Wars: Who’s This British Douche on the Country Show?

Hello again, fellow DANCE WARS friends. In addition to our dance (read: comedy) hour, we’ll have Taylor Swift on [...]


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Dance War: Hey Satan, Is It Cold Down There?

With the United States in the thick of the primary season, some people out there are forgetting that there’s a [...]


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Dance Wars: Project Gymboree!

Our contestants start off the show with “Spice Up Your Life” from the Spice Girls. This, my reader friends, [...]


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Bruno Vs. Carrie Ann: Dance Wars: Wanna Get Drunk?

As much as I like a good ‘ol singing and dancing war (who doesn’t?), I think the best strategy for [...]


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Within the first 20 seconds of this show, Bruno Tonioli pulls us in with his “come hither, cabana boy” stare [...]