Greetings, Gasmii! It’s finally here! It’s the last week of “Dancing With the Stars!” Let’s get right to it and [...]

This is it, Gasmii! We’re in the home stretch. This super predictable season of “Dancing With the Stars” is almost [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the penultimate episode of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, Sean was FINALLY kicked off my TV. [...]

Hello there, Gasmii! Last week, we finally said goodbye to Sean. Honestly, I didn’t even notice he was gone. His pecs [...]

Hello, Gasmii! We’re almost to the end of the most ridiculously boring season of “Dancing With the Stars” ever. This [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! This is our first week without TEAM DICK! It was tough for me, but I made it through. [...]

Oh, wait. Not that kind of Latin… Hello there, Gasmii! First of all, I’m apologizing in advance if my snark turns [...]

Hola, Gasmii! It’s Latin night on “Dancing With the Stars!” Last week, we lost Victor and Lindsay right on time.  The [...]

Hi, there, Gasmii! It’s time to buckle up, taste the rainbow, and make fun of another episode of “Dancing With [...]

Howdy, Gasmii! It’s week 6 of “Dancing With the Stars.” Last week, we said goodbye to D.L. and Cheryl which [...]

Hello, there Gasmii. I apologize for this being a little later than usual. I don’t really have a good excuse. [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the halfway point of this season of “DWTS.” Last week, we lost Lisa and Gleb and no [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to week four of “Dancing with the Stars.” Last week, Wynnona and Tony rightfully went home. I [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! Since there isn’t a whole lot to say in the minicaps for this show, I’m going to make [...]

Hello there, Gasmii! Welcome to week three of “Dancing With the Stars.” It’s prom night! I may or may not [...]

Oh, Gasmii, where to begin with this episode? It’s as if the producers knew that I was already bored with [...]

Howdy, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” Since there was no elimination last week, this is our [...]

Hello there, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” As I’m sure you remember, there was no elimination [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s Season 16 of “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ve got a whole new list of has-beens, D-listers, and [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s PopePhilly breaking TVgasm tradition. That’s right! I’m recapping a second season of “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ve got our [...]

…who’s the best dancer (or at least has the most loyal voters) of them all? Greetings, Gasmii! Here we are at [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! I’m going to be completely honest. I didn’t get a chance to watch the Monday night episode of [...]

Hello there, Gasmii. Welcome to the “Dancing with the Stars All-Stars Semi-Finals.” Because of the election and hurricane, the scheduling [...]

Hi, Gasmii. So, it’s the semi-finals of “DWTS All-Stars.” Previously, we said goodbye to Kirstie and Gilles. After watching this [...]

Guten tag, Gasmii! It’s week 8 of “Dancing With the Stars All-Stars.” Tonight is another infamous double elimination. The entire [...]

Hello, Gasmii! It’s week 7 on “Dancing With the Stars: All Stars.” Last week, history repeated itself and Sabrina was [...]

Happy Halloween, Gasmii. OK, by the time you read this, it will most likely be All Saints Day. Last week, [...]

Hello, Gasmii! I’m coming to you in the middle of a kind of hurricane. I refuse to actually call it [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s week 5 of “DWTS All-Stars.” Tonight, it’s guilty pleasures night! I’m actually really excited about this. I [...]

Welcome to week 5 of “Dancing With the Stars All-Stars.” This is the point where I  usually say something about [...]

Hello, Gasmii!!!! Welcome to week four of “DWTS All-Stars.” Last week we lost Drew and Helio (since he’s gone, I’m [...]

Good evening (or whatever time of day it is when you’re reading this), Gasmii! Welcome to week 4 of “Dancing [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to week three of “Dancing With the Stars: All Stars.” Last week, we said good by to [...]

Welcome, Gasmii! Last week, on “DWTS All-Stars” we saw the departure of Joey and Kym. It was sad. I admit, [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to week 2 of “DWTS: All Stars!” Last week, we sadly said goodbye to Pamela Anderson. Even [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the second episode of “DWTS All-Stars.” Last week, Pamela Anderson left us.  Sadly, that means Tristan is gone [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to the all star season of “Dancing with the D List Stars.” We’ve got former champions and [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! Welcome to the season premier of “Dancing with the Stars: All Stars.” This is what passes for “stars” [...]

Finale time!

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two [...]