Final Five!

Poor, demure, sweet Pammy takes the hit (that’s nothing new, I suppose) and ends her shot at a career with clothes on.

Last week Dancing With the Stars was number one again, and we said good-bye to the Bachelor. And it [...]

Weepy Vagina has finally been eliminated-presumably to seek treatment for being such a raging douchaholic.

Let’s have a little gratuitous cuteness to open tonight’s recap. Altogether now…..Awwwww. Last week DWTS was once again America’s top show. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars…oh my gosh, could it be? Could Shitler really be dethroned and sent [...]

Hi y’all. We’re down to a 90 minute show this week! We open with a touching reminder of [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the [...]

OK, now you know why I wanted Kate to stick around. I’ve been waiting to use that title. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List [...]

Tom opens by telling us that last week Dancing With the Stars was the most watched show in America! [...]

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted [...]

Hi y’all. It has been a crazy week around here. My Mom is visiting and we are watching [...]

OK, so I get asked to be a recapper and I am thrilled and I ask if there are any [...]

With the scripted drama exciting reality show known as The Bachelor over for now, ABC has got a whole lot [...]

Can you believe this season’s ending?!?! It seems like it’s only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis’ nostrils [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: we are forced to find a way to go on after the sudden [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: the final five “stars” get down to business with two dances each. Apparently, their [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, MethFace gets puddin’ on his face, Courtney Cox is a Visitor, and Bruno [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: In order to fill the two hours we’re allotted with only 7 [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results: illegal alien band, hate crimes against handicap people, and a midget suicide! Come [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: With the threat of a double elimination looming, our dancers settle their [...]

This week on Dancing With the Stars Results: Nora Jones pulls a Flash Forward and America revolts against skinny blondes. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Attacks. Mark Balls and Ken Doll are infected, Ken Doll overwhelmed [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one! Last night, Derek took [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one! Last night, Derek [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Our couples will be assigned one of four never before seen dance [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Joss Stone is an equal opportunity employer! And…the Flying Midget makes a deal [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, the tanning machine in George Hamilton’s guest room is plugged back in and [...]

Hello sweeties! It’s night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it’s the women’s turn to strut their stuff or [...]

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]

I have read snippets about Donny Osmond appearing on Dancing With the Stars all week long. Do I care? [...]

Tear, guys! It’s the last week of Dancing with the Stars. After this my life returns to an abyss of [...]

The sailor outfit totally makes this pic work. We had a technical problem here at TVgasm this weekend that ate Krank’s [...]

Tear, guys! It’s the last week of Dancing with the Stars. After this my life returns to an abyss of [...]

Aaaaah you guys! Semi-finals! Really, what they mean is, it’s the second to last week! Ayii! Exclamation point! In case [...]

Ding dong the Looch is gone! As I’m sure you can imagine, I’m thrilled. Everyone left is pretty good, huh? [...]