Dancing w/ The Stars
Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With the Stars: Solo-tary Confinement

Ding dong the Looch is gone! As I’m sure you can imagine, I’m thrilled. Everyone left is pretty good, huh? [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Ding dong the Looch is gone! As I’m sure you can imagine, I’m thrilled. Everyone left is pretty good, huh? [...]


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Dancing With the Stars: Screwin the Looch

Last week, Cloris was finally eliminated. Now that we’re getting towards the end, this should be mostly good dancing, [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: “That Was Brutal to Watch”

Last week, Cloris was finally eliminated. Now that we’re getting towards the end, this should be mostly good dancing, [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Mark Your Calendars, Today is the Day Hip-Hop Died

Last week Toni Braxton was eliminated. Tom Bergeron claims that it’s a reminder that one bad dance can mean the [...]


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I love that on this show, the previouslies are made to look like Olde Timey footage. Did you know last [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: A Second Chance and No Thanks

Right of the bat this episode, we are treated to the slo-mo footage of Misty breaking her foot. We get [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: You Started Like a Twinkling Twinkie!

It’s week three, which I can hardly believe. It feels like I’ve been recapping this show FOREVER. Anyways, everyone with [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Rocco’s Stallion Runs Out of Juice

Last week’s outrageous 6 hours of Dancing With The Stars resulted in the ousting of “comedian” Jeffrey Ross and professional [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: I’m Way Too Manly for This Show

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars, we learn that America hates gay blind people and loves eighty two year old [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: The Most Ungangly Carnage Since Cloverfield 3

Oh it feels good to be back at the ‘gasm. Thank you to Flipit for thinking of me and bringing [...]


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance: The Stars At Night Are Big But Not Bright

Cat intro’s and tells us there’s a BIG dance scene at this new city they’re auditioning at! WOW! [...]


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance: Clothing and Talent Optional

Hollah party people! It’s time for So You Think You Can Dance!!!! It’s bBitz here and I couldn’t be more [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the Corner…

… Champions are made! Welcome to the finals of Dancing with the Stars! I’m bBitz and I’m back [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Ladies and Gentlemen… Dancing with the Stars celebrates it’s 100th epidsode!!! Let the trumpets sound! Let the crowds cheer! Poets [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Judges Don’t Drink the Black and Tan

This week on Dancing with the Stars we recover from last weeks high drama (injuries and prom queens [...]


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It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Time to find out who gets the cut, if Cristian will soldier [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: When Good Bodies Go Bad

This week on Dancing with the Stars – it’s double the dances, double the drama and double the [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Someone Call the WAAAAAmbulance!

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! And nothing makes me think of elimination more than our special guest [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Rootin’ Tootin’ Cluster-Fuck!

In this episode of Dancing with the Stars – we mourn the loss of Pri-Pri with a wild west cowboy [...]


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It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! It’s going to be a fantastic show – James Blunt is performing! [...]


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This week on Dancing with the Stars – we mourn the loss of the Adam “Bear on a [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Laugh Until You Die A Little Inside

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Gonna Make You Sweat!

This week on Dancing with the Stars it’s the waltz and paso doble! And what better way to [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: A Believer Does Not a Dancer Make

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars!!! Which celebrity will be sent back [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: SHOCKING!

It’s Dancing with the Stars ” week 3!!! And I’m just as shocked as Mark is!! I can’t [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: ARIGATO ROBOTO!

First ever double-elimination ceremony! Woo woo! Sharpen your blades Yamiguchi-san and let’s start cutting some of these bitches! Let’s start [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Penn is an Asshole

Tonight’s a big night – 2 hours and all the couples are dancing! As the intro comes on we hear [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Domo Arigato “Monica” Roboto!

Welcome back to our second night of Dancing with the Stars! Thanks for tuning in to my last recap (my [...]


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Dancing with the Stars: Steve Guttenberg Lives!

****Note from the Editor: Ladies and gents, please welcome your newest recapper to the family. bBitz!! Ladies and Gentlemen… it’s [...]


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Dancing With the Stars: Show and Results: Three! Three! Three Weeks In One!

Those of you under thirty may not get that reference to a famous mint commercial, but that’s what YouTube is [...]


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Dancing With the Stars: Show and Results: Cheetahs Never Prosper

So far this week, I’ve endured three power outages (making it a challenge to get this column written and up,) [...]


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Dancing With The Stars Results: Jennie From The Block Goes Slumming

Dancing With The Stars welcomes one of music’s most popular princesses…begging the question, why does International Superstar Jennifer Lopez need [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: On The Floor In More Ways Than One

This season’s Dancing With The Stars is proving more exciting than the last four combined, with blood, falls, spirited arguments [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: The Smile Has Left Your Eyes

It’s time to send someone back to their agent to find more work…whomever will it be? Well, based on [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: You Lift Me Up

Shame on you. We all know lifts aren’t allowed this early on Dancing With The Stars. Before we recap, [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: Will The Crazy Swamp Bear Run Amuck?

While Billy Ray Cyrus was a contestant on last Spring’s season of Dancing With the Stars, he took several nasty [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: Like Chicken Man, It’s Everywhere

Look around. The cast of Dancing With The Stars is suffering from a severe case of over-exposure…and I’m not [...]


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Dancing With The Stars: The Easy Way Out

Monday night revealed to the millions who watch Dancing With The Stars what a bunch jellyfish the judges actually are, [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

It’s that time again! The celebrities of Dancing with the Stars will once again demonstrate their mastery of the [...]