Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.
The hills are alive with the sound of plot development.
Tom has . . . how can I put this delicately? A big penis.
Bree causes a divorce, because that’s what she does.
Bree goes through The Change. Yup. It’s come to this.
Lynette tries to convince Tom mom is one taco short of a fiesta platter.
Lynette exploits her daughter. Marc Cherry exploits little people.
Tom Scavo smokes a doob chock full of mystical Italian spices.
DH gets their sh** together for a decent season finale!
Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality
It’s all about Eddie tonight, as Marc Cherry (who wrote this episode) tries to make us figure out why we [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives, Tom and Lynette totes forget Penny’s birthday, sealing her fate as the least cared about child [...]
This Week on Desperate Housewives: Geez, Julie Benz hit the jackpot after dying in Dexter, cuz this episode is [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Remember when Susan inherited that strip club, and you thought, “Yeah, this’ll be fun for [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really [...]
Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: It’s the disaster episode you’ve been waiting for all year long! Lynette and [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan finally finds out about Bree, so you can check that off your list. [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan does a little comm-serve time for, you know, shooting her neighbor (not that [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Lynette finds out about Julie and Nick; Gabby keeps trying to teach Juanita; Susan [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Cherry and Co. continue to want everyone to hate Katherine, and if this episode [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Gabby wants Juanita to have the best party ever! Lynette gets served by [...]
This Week on Desperate Housewives: Lynette’s boobs are huge! Ana admits she has feelings for a now creepy [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Bree gets all jealous with Karl; John the Gardener returns; Lynette and Tom try [...]
This week on Desperate Housewives: Andrea Bowen earns some easy coma money; Bree thinks about telling Susan about her [...]
Previously on Desperate Housewives: Gabby’s niece Slutty Ana moved in with her and her husband and chubby ninas; Bree [...]
It’s the final episode of the 5th and crappiest season! Yay! Tonight’s first episode is entitled “Everybody Says [...]







