Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.

The hills are alive with the sound of plot development.

Where are Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan when you need them?

Gabby needs therapy. And so does Marc Cherry.

Eggs are romantic. But also make you gassy.

Yes, friends, it’s come to this . . .

Oh, the humanity.

Tom has . . . how can I put this delicately? A big penis.

Bree causes a divorce, because that’s what she does.

Bree goes through The Change. Yup. It’s come to this.

Lynette tries to convince Tom mom is one taco short of a fiesta platter.

Lynette looks a gift horse in the mouth and insults it.

Lynette exploits her daughter. Marc Cherry exploits little people.

Tom Scavo smokes a doob chock full of mystical Italian spices.

DH is a repeat this week, and so is this recap. Come on in!

Desperate Housewives returns!

DH gets their sh** together for a decent season finale!

Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality

It’s all about Eddie tonight, as Marc Cherry (who wrote this episode) tries to make us figure out why we [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives, Tom and Lynette totes forget Penny’s birthday, sealing her fate as the least cared about child [...]

This Week on Desperate Housewives: Geez, Julie Benz hit the jackpot after dying in Dexter, cuz this episode is [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Remember when Susan inherited that strip club, and you thought, “Yeah, this’ll be fun for [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: It’s the disaster episode you’ve been waiting for all year long! Lynette and [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan finally finds out about Bree, so you can check that off your list. [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan does a little comm-serve time for, you know, shooting her neighbor (not that [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Lynette finds out about Julie and Nick; Gabby keeps trying to teach Juanita; Susan [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Cherry and Co. continue to want everyone to hate Katherine, and if this episode [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Gabby wants Juanita to have the best party ever! Lynette gets served by [...]

This Week on Desperate Housewives: Lynette’s boobs are huge! Ana admits she has feelings for a now creepy [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Bree gets all jealous with Karl; John the Gardener returns; Lynette and Tom try [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Andrea Bowen earns some easy coma money; Bree thinks about telling Susan about her [...]

Previously on Desperate Housewives: Gabby’s niece Slutty Ana moved in with her and her husband and chubby ninas; Bree [...]

It’s the final episode of the 5th and crappiest season! Yay! Tonight’s first episode is entitled “Everybody Says [...]