Welcome to another week on the Upper East Side…and believe you me, shit got GOOD this week.  The episode opens [...]

HELLLLOOOO Gossip Girls! (and boys??).  It literally has been FOREVER since a new episode has aired, but let’s face it, [...]

Disco isn’t dead?

Annoying “new” characters get axed slowly but surely.

Cigarettes and Secrets keep our favorite identity thief down.

Rise of the Cougar

Manipulations run amok.

Did you just fart? I watched Gossip Girl live this week, with the commercials and everything. so I thought I would [...]

Dan writes a book.

Blair’s got baby-daddy drama.

Vom all around.

The fourth season finale of Gossip Girl has some twists and turns.

Arson, babies, and cons! Oh, my!! A season finale full of new directions!

Someone is ditching her crazy meds and diving head first into a big pile of cray cray!

The season’s penultimate episode went from yawn to yowzer with cliffhangers to die for!

Blair’s fairy tale nightmare is more delicious than a juicy, poisoned apple!

This fairy tale themed ep was more delicious than a juicy, poisoned apple!

Shoes, princes, and fairy tales get the royal treatment

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The family that bitches together, stays together.

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Parental issues wreak havoc for our favorite Upper East siders.

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.

Hell hath no fury like a Valentine’s-scorned Blair!

Blair works overtime at W to get her uptight boss laid.

Dan and Blair square off as sexually frustrated intern rivals at W.

A new family moves to the Upper East Side with ulterior motives.

Happy Holidays! Slutina lets loose the mother of all secrets!

No one is giving thanks for this turkey of an episode!

Team Fug takes down Slutina at Upchuck’s masquerade ball.

A night at the ballet turns out to be a swan song for poor Juliet!

Rachel Zoe stops by, wearing the latest in haute cuisine.

The bitch is back! Little J’s returned … with guest star Tim Gunn in tow!

A nasty little STD rumor about Slutina goes viral on Gossip Girl!

Blair schemes to expose Chuck’s new girlfriend Eva

Juliet holds the key to driving a wedge between S and B!

Another Paris-set episode brings Blair and Chuck face to face.

Season Four: New city. Same bag of tricks!

Welcome back Gasmii! This episode (and in effect, its recap) take place after our actual Thanksgiving, so the references are a [...]

Welcome back Gasmii! Sorry my recap is a bit late, it’s been quite a busy week. You know, trying to [...]