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Welcome back Gasmii, I just want to say that I hope you all have enjoyed my recaps thus far, because [...]


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Gossip Girl: The Grandfather Part II…Getting the Party Started.

Welcome back everyone! This week on Gossip Girl Vanessa takes us on an inside tour of the inner workings of [...]


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Gossip Girl: Eric Gets a Plotline! I Repeat, Eric Gets a Plotline!!!

Gasmii! Alright, I’m going to be honest here and tell you straight up that what we have this week is what [...]


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Hey There Gasmii! I just want to thank you all so much for choosing me to be your new Gossip Girl [...]


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Auditiongasm Special Event: Gossip Girl One Round Smackdown!

The submission recaps are in!! Read them, vote and comment to lead your newest Gossip Girl recapper to VICTORY!!! Thanks [...]


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Special Auditiongasm: Gossip Girl

Desperately seeking Gossip Girl recaps! Jump for details. Don’t feel bad, sugar. We’re looking for someone to properly make fun [...]


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Gossip Girl: There’s A Killer Donut Place Around The Corner

The season finale brings us tears, laughter, drama, break-ups, get-togethers, drunk girls, stoned parents, unkempt hair, juicy secrets, slutty attire, [...]


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Gossip Girl: If I Could Turn Back Time

We flash back to the 80s in this week’s Gossip Girl in case you cared what Lily was like as [...]


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Gossip Girl: What’s Love Got To Do With It?

This week on Gossip Girl the kids take on a scandal that’s bigger than their bank accounts, Chuck makes serious [...]


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Gossip Girl: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

This week on Gossip Girl ,everyone starts talking about butter, someone turns out not to be an angel, and Jesus [...]


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Gossip Girl: The Never-Ending Seder

This week on Gossip Girl there are accidental marriages, biting ballerinas, and a giant elephant in the room named Gabriel.It [...]


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Gossip Girl: Revenge Is Sweet 16

****Please welcome your newest recapper, Natalie D with Gossip Girl! This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny prefers salty chili over sweet [...]


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Gossip Girl: Who Knew the Rape Gene is Also Hereditary?

Last week on Gossip Girl, the goddamn blogging software ate my recap, hence me posting nearly two weeks later. [...]


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Gossip Girl: Where There’s a Will… There’s Nate, Evidently

This week on Gossip Girl, Chuck teaches us it’s never too early for a line of coke, Eric finally says [...]


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Gossip Girl: Say Uncle!

Happy 2009 and welcome to the first Gossip Girl recap of the new year! I hope you all had [...]


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Gossip Girl: Daddy Dearest

Two weeks ago on Gossip Girl (heh… sorry bout that…), a pivotal event shakes our UESiders, giving us weddings, funerals, [...]


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Gossip Girl: Back to Basics

This week on Gossip Girl, the show finally returns to form as Blair and Chuck are at their best, Jenny [...]


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Gossip Girl: The Return of Captain Crook

This week on Gossip Girl, it’s Thanksgiving for our UESiders, meaning familiar faces are back, family drama is erupting, and [...]


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Gossip Girl: A Tie for the Dumbest Person EVER

This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny and Bart compete for the title of Dumbest Person EVER while Chuck is a [...]


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Gossip Girl: Crimes of Fashion

This week on Gossip Girl, we focus on Jenny for the second week in a row in this filler episode [...]


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Gossip Girl: Business in the Front, Party in the Back

This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny’s mullet takes center stage as she befriends Mini Coop, shoots daggers of hatred at [...]


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Gossip Girl: Blair’s Cruel Intentions

This week on Gossip Girl, we have to deal with a lot of Vanessa, but the payoff makes it more [...]


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Gossip Girl: And the Headbands Come Off

This week on Gossip Girl, a trip to Yale gives us catfights, secret societies, and a half-naked Penn Badgley. Not [...]


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Gossip Girl: The Tale of Charlie Trout

This week on Gossip Girl, new friendships emerge, old friendships splinter apart, and Dan is one God-awful writer. I dare you [...]


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Gossip Girl: Nairtini, Anyone?

This week on Gossip Girl, the crew returns to school, and even with minimal Blair-Chuck interaction, we have the best [...]


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Gossip Girl: Serena Finally Grows a Pair

Well guys, since it’s already Sunday night and there’s a new episode on tomorrow night, this week’s extremely late Gossip [...]


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Gossip Girl: Ew, They’re Definitely Going There…

This week on Gossip Girl, Nate takes on a part-time job, a new love trapezoid develops, and Serena & Dan [...]


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Gossip Girl: Hypocrites in the Hamptons

It’s been a long summer, but finally — Gossip Girl is back! Nate serving his one and only purpose. After a [...]


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Gossip Girl: Wedding Bells & Death Knells

This week on Gossip Girl, Georgina goes down in a flaming ball of fury and humiliation, Rufus grows a pair [...]


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Gossip Girl: Oh, For Pete’s Sake

This week on Gossip Girl, last week’s jaw-dropping cliff hanger is wrapped up with a neat little bow as both [...]


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Gossip Girl: Mostly About My Brother… Oh, And That Dude I Killed.

This week on Gossip Girl, we finally get the answers to who is gay, and what dirt Georgina has on [...]


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Gossip Girl: Nothing Says Friendship Like a Roofie in the Drink

This week on Gossip Girl, two new romances bloom – neither of which I could care less about – and [...]


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Gossip Girl: OMFG It’s Back!

Hey everyone! I can’t tell you how glad I am that Gossip Girl is finally back! When we last left [...]


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Gossip Girl: Blair Waldorf Is Falling Down

This is it, everyone: the season finale/series finale/God knows what of Gossip Girl! As we wait to find out what [...]


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Gossip Girl: The Previews Were the Best Part

Happy New Year everyone! As many of you know, I was out of the country over the holidays, and therefore [...]


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Gossip Girl: A Very Geriatric Christmas

It’s Christmas on Gossip Girl, and you know what that means. We’ve got 12 product placements, 11 bouts of whining, [...]


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Gossip Girl: If You’re Going To Manipulate Don’t Suck At It

This week on Gossip Girl, we have another one of Josh Schwartz’s favorite events – the cotillion/debutante ball. On “The [...]


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Gossip Girl: I’m Thankful You’re Positive Who My Father Is

This week on Gossip Girl, we flash back and forth between Thanksgiving 2006 and Thanksgiving 2007, learning a little bit [...]


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Gossip Girl: Go Shorty, It’s Your Birthday…

This week on Gossip Girl, Mrs. Humps returns, Nate grows some balls, and Blair’s birthday party turns into a swingers [...]


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Gossip Girl: Go Shorty, It’s Your Birthday…

This week on Gossip Girl, Mrs. Humps returns, Nate grows some balls, and Blair’s birthday party turns into a swingers [...]