Harper’s Island
Harper's Island

Harper’s Island: Gasp & Sigh: The One With The Incest

Hola Chicos y Chicas– This may be the last time we meet on Harper’s Island as Gasmii and recap artist, but [...]


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Harper’s Island: Splash: Blondes Have Less Fun

Hello Gasmii– Tonight’s episode is cram-packed with the two things we’ve come to expect from Harper’s Island– vicious murders and [...]


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Harper’s Island: Snap: Police Mortality

To Gasmii It May Concern– The role of Token Minority will henceforth be known as Braids. Alright, let’s cut to the chase. [...]


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Harper’s Island: Seep: Bitch(es) iN Tunnel(s)

Hi Gasmii– We’re in the Final Five and it looks like they whipped up just enough plot for three. That [...]


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Harper’s Island: Gurgle: Little Turd Lost

Q: Who, in the opening paragraph of her April 26, 2009, TVgasm blog, mockingly pitched the title “Gurgle” [...]


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Harper’s Island: Sploosh: Splatter-Day Night Fever

Dear Gasmii, Due to a techno-glitch, the recap for the May 23 episode of Harper’s Island was inadvertently deleted from TVgasm [...]


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Harper’s Island: Thrack, Splack, Sizzle: 2001 A Waste Odyssey

Gasmii Gasmii Gasmii! We’re halfway through the season and the rumors and theories are buzzing across the internet. Unfortunately for [...]


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Harper’s Island: Sploosh: Splatter-Day Night Fever

Dear Gasmii, Due to a techno-glitch, the recap for the May 23 episode of Harper’s Island was inadvertently deleted from TVgasm [...]


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Harper’s Island: Thwack: Murder, They Poorly Wrote

Hi Gasmii, Finally, our Harper’s Island friends are starting to realize something just ain’t right ’round here. Some unlikely pairings, [...]


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Harper’s Island: Bang: Saturday Night’s Alright For Biting

Gasmii Gasmii Gasmii– Harper’s Island may have been banished from CBS’s Thursday schedule for cancellation-adjacent Saturday night, but it’s [...]


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Harper’s Island: Ka-Blam: Honey Lingers

Sure he could just turn on the other lights, but it’s much SKURRIER this way! Dearest Gasmii– Sorry to be [...]


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Harper’s Island: “Crackle”: Oh, Deer

Gasmi, I’m back, and that means it’s time to plunge into the dark enchanted forest of Harper’s Island, that eerie [...]


Harper's Island

Harper’s Island: “Crackle”: Oh, Deer

Gasmi, I’m back, and that means it’s time to plunge into the dark enchanted forest of Harper’s Island, that eerie [...]


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Hello, Gasmi! Welcome to the debut of Harper’s Island. I’m your recap artist, Leia LaBiblia. If you [...]