Hell’s Kitchen
Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: The Crying Game (Battle of the Senseless Part 2)

I’ll admit, I’m writing this after a 1/2 bottle of wine and some DAMN delicious pasta, so I may be [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Battle of the Senseless

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, Zach mangled the pronunciation of common Japanese ingredients, Ja’Nel fell apart during dinner service, and [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: International Incidents

Last week, Michael’s smugness and inability to cook halibut were scrubbed from Hell’s Kitchen and the ladies were asked to [...]


Screening Room

Amanda’s Audition Tape: Hell’s Kitchen

This week, Amanda auditions for Hell’s Kitchen. Her dishes are amazing, she’s totally in control of her child, and she [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: DOUBLE EPISODE! Now With 2X the Yelling!

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: The Quinceanera Debacle

Hola Gasmii! Previously on Hell’s Kitchen, it was steak night. The guys were sure that their penises would give them [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen – The Quinceanera Debacle

Last night on Hell’s Kitchen, the chefs hosted their first Quinceanera!  I expected a lot of drama based on the [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Chasing Pigs and Raising the Steaks

***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Howdy Gasmii! Sixteen chefs remain and continue to make this an immensely gratifying season of Hell’s Kitchen.  It’s great to [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: “Let’s Save Those Little Fat Kids!”

Ummmmm…how did this happen? Gasmii!   Before we dive in to this week’s installment of our beloved Hell’s Kitchen, I want [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Minicap: Run For Your Lives

Howdy Gasmii!  I’m really happy I decided on Minicaps since this episode was chock full o’ fun and trying to [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Quitter!!!!!!

Howdy Gasmii! Ready for another fun-filled episode of Hell’s Kitchen?  No? Neither is she. But more on that in a bit!  [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Lord please don’t let Chef bust my balls

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen Returns!

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Finale, Part End

A winner is chosen, and it is good.


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Finale!


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Finale Part 1

Previously, on “Hell’s Kitchen,” the chefs were challenged to create a dish on a budget and each had a chance [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Well, Gasmii, it’s the beginning of the end of this long, crazy journey called “Hell’s Kitchen.” Before we get to [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Final Four

The Final Four work their final service.


MiniCaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Almost done!


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: What? Clemenza’s Italian?

Greetings, Gasmii! Last week, on “Hell’s Kitchen,” the greatest thing ever happened. Robyn finally got kicked out. I literally did [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

All you have to know about what happened previously on “Hell’s Kitchen” is that Robyn is gone. Nothing else about [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Solidarity. Or not.

Presenting The Black Team!


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen is back!


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen: Back in Black (Jackets)

Hello, Gasmii. I need to do a bit of venting first in regard to Monday night’s episode. Now, I’m not [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Stereotypes, Y’all

A bunch of Yankees take a shot at downhome flavor.


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s really all I can say after the last two episodes [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

High drama, Southern style.


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Potatoes Are Difficult, Guys!

Hello, Gasmii! I’m back after a week off. I have to say, it’s great to come back to a show [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Tasteless

One contestant makes history! Everyone else chokes.


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Minicap

Hello again, Gasmii. It’s nice to be back after a small vacation last week. I have to admit, I did [...]


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

A challenging episode.


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Cooking and Craps

Featuring a long-awaited elimination.


Recaps

MInicap: Hell’s Kitchen

David Beckham! And some kitchen stuff, too.


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen (Part 2) Recap: Everyone Gets Burned

On Monday night’s episode of “Hell’s Kitchen,” the chefs competed in a challenge requiring them to make steak dishes. Robyn’s [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen (Part 2) Minicap

Greetings, Gasmii! I’ve never been happier to be writing for you. I’m sure you all heard about the storms that [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: No Dinner Tonight

Who needs cooking when you have catfights?


Recaps

Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Drama aplenty, but not much food.


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Fight Night

Greetings, Gasmii! I’m stuck out of work for the rest of the week because all of my kidney issues ended [...]


Recaps

Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Model Behavior

Hell’s Kitchen goes high fashion! Still!