Gordon Ramsay is in fine form!
Even the score? Eliminate two of these doucheballoons every episode.
Another 2 hour inferno of more creative cursing than creative cuisine.
Four enter…two remain…two go away…is that math right? Good.
With six contestants remaining, the chefs get to work. And also try to sleep with each other.
Swimming with dolphins has never been so off putting.
Dirty piglets and Mother Saucey bitches!
The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!
Kitchen shenanigans with Gordon Ramsay and his hodgepodge group of freaks, skanks, and liars!
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Okay, maybe not. But it sounds more exciting than what’s actually about to happen. We’ve got a pretty even match this year [...]