So we’re down to the final six in Hell’s Kitchen. What will this week bring us? Incredible teamwork? [...]

Warning! This recap has been rated AA (Anti-Andrea). You may want to skip reading this recap if [...]

So. This past week I learned that I have been misspelling Chef Ramsay’s name for the past seven [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, Ben sweats all over the place, PrettyGirl quits again, and Andrea is a bitch. Someone get [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, JP wonders who he pissed off in production, a boy becomes a man, and [...]

This week, American Idol is not satisfied with monopolizing the air waves during its eighteen thousand hours of scheduled time [...]

This week, Hell’s Kitchen starts pretty much where it left off. Did I stutter? Suck it Bitches!! How about a smoke [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the gang takes a field trip, learn some life lessons about meat and where our [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen……There’s a shucking good time to be had by all, except for Chef Ramsey. I’m a [...]

Ladies and Gentlegasmii, welcome to Season 5 of Hell’s Kitchen!! Grab your tongs, put on those aprons, and get [...]

Ladies and Gentlgasmii, welcome to Season 5 of Hell’s Kitchen!! Grab your tongs, put on those aprons and get [...]

And now. The conclusion. Of Hell’s Kitchen. So, Gasmii, we’ve come to the end of the road. Or [...]

This week Hell’s Kitchen starts off by doing my job for me and putting a massive recap together of the [...]

We are finally down to only two episodes left in season four of Hell’s Kitchen. But doesn’t it feel like [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, not only did someone start the weekly kitchen fire, but this time Chef Yumsay was [...]

This week’s Hell’s Kitchen was a total shocker for me. Not only did full grown women not know how [...]

This is one of the funniest episodes I have ever watched of Hell’s Kitchen as Cringing Matt’s very last marble [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the culinary warriors are challenged to create their own menus. Surely they can’t fail [...]

Did anyone else see the story this week about how Gordon Ramsay was diagnosed with an ulcer for having eaten [...]

Well, Gasmii, it’s that time again. Time to watch a yummy blonde man scream at incompetent adults for the [...]

This was a crazy week on Hell’s Kitchen, and I’m sure that it shall live on in reality tv infamy [...]

Last week’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen was certainly one for the archives as we watched a “professional chef” (Craig) flub [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, it’s kid’s night! So the culinary warriors have the complicated duty of preparing fine [...]

This episode of Hell’s Kitchen marked one of the happiest moments of my recapping career and perhaps even life. [...]

Like, what? In honor of this week’s fallen culinary warrior on Hell’s Kitchen, I took it upon myself to do a [...]

After six months of sleeping, the beast has reawakened, and it’s time for another season of Hell’s Kitchen! This is the [...]

The End! So tonight actually is the finale of Hell’s Kitchen Season 3, thank goodness. I’ve learned a lot this season, [...]

Is this a reality show or Sophie’s Choice? Okay, so let’s start by admitting the obvious: I was grossly mistaken in [...]

The Final Three in all their lunacy So I got really close to actually cooking something for Chez Honey Gangsta this [...]

“Doughnuts OUT!” Wow – this week on Hell’s Kitchen we learn about trendsetters. Chef RamJam introduces us to some Los Angeles [...]

“DONKEY!” Greetings, beloved audience! Thanks guys, for keeping me informed and giggling with your comments. Last week MODULUS cleared up the [...]

From: Tilling, 1985, Volcanoes: USGS General Interest Publication Molten rock below the surface of the Earth that rises in volcanic vents [...]

Speak now or forever hold your peace. This week, Hell’s Kitchen is full of surprises. Some poor couple got talked into [...]

“Mm, soft and chewy… it must be a potato chip.” I would like to begin by apologizing for the tardiness of [...]

“You made what?” This week, between episodes of Hell’s Kitchen I became very inspired and tried to cook a little myself. [...]

Quiet Time with Honey Gangsta As I embark on my second recap of Hell’s Kitchen, I’d like to take a moment [...]

So it’s Season 3 of Hell’s Kitchen and I have to admit that I am a Hell’s Kitchen novice. I [...]

A shelf of Oscars® and big Monday morning box office doesn’t count for much in prime time television. And [...]

Pop some bubbly and saddle up a donkey, the winner of Hell’s Kitchen 2 has been crowned! Yes, last [...]

And then there were three. After last week’s end-of-episode-Virginia-meltdown (they happen so much we have to specify them), she [...]