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Heroes: The Shark’s Out Of The Closet

Well, here we are at the end of the season. Quite possibly the end of the series, depending on which [...]


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Heroes: Couple’s Retreat

Tonight on Heroes: Copyhacker returned from the Trial of the Century! OK, well, it probably wouldn’t even make the late-night [...]


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Heroes: Too Soon!

OK, everyone, we’ve got a good episode coming up. I can feel it. Also, I saw someone tweet about it [...]


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Heroes: Three Broke Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest

Here’s something new. This week’s Mohologue goes to HRG. He’s musing about-what else-Claire, with a little reflection on man’s inhumanity [...]


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Heroes: Damn The Plot Holes

86 Hours Ago… This guy was much handsomer. The first question I have is, why 86? Are they trying to [...]


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Heroes: Geek Soup

Hey guys! Everyone recovered from the holidays? I must confess it’s taking me a little longer than usual to get [...]


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Heroes: Rearranging Deck Chairs On The Titanic

So my Vegas hangover/jet lag is nowhere near gone, but it’s past time to make the recaps. I know you [...]


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Heroes: Who Wants Cake?

Welcome to the holidays, y’all! I think the last couple of weeks of November are my favorite time of the [...]


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Heroes: Good Artists Borrow, Bad Ones Steal From Lost

Previously on Heroes: Remember me? I used to do long voiceovers about destiny at the beginning of every episode. Now [...]


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Heroes: Planes, Trains and Automobiles

This week on Heroes: all the people who took last week off are back. Last week: Hiro and HRG and [...]


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Heroes: Retcon Back Kotter

Tonight on Heroes, Charlie!! Um…you have something in your eye.We pick up where we left off, fourscore and two episodes ago, [...]


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Heroes: Suicide By Plot Hole

Welcome back, Heroes fans. If you’ve gotten sick of Good Sylar lately, this episode promises plenty of Bad Sylar for [...]


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Heroes: Death Kid For Petey

I’m going to leave the boring preambles to Samuel this week. He’s doing another voiceover and beating us over the [...]


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Heroes: You’ve Just Been Katt-Rolled

So I just got back from my pilgrimage to see the Mouse, and I haven’t even watched last week’s Heroes [...]


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Heroes: Acceptance: Less Fun Than Anger and Denial

This week on Heroes, I pray for Hiro to jump off a building. Start with season 2 and work your [...]


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Heroes: That’s What She Said. Really.

We’re back again for another night of Heroes! When we left, Gretchen had just seen Claire do her signature dive [...]


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Heroes: Hello McFly

***This is Part 2 of the Heroes season premiere recap. Check out Part 1 here! *** We’re back for the second [...]


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Heroes: Something Derivative This Way Comes

***This is Part 1 of the 2-hour Heroes premiere. Part 2 will be along ASAP.*** OK, here’s the deal. I’ve been [...]


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Heroes: Saw for Wussies

This week on Heroes, a lot of people die, a lot of movie plots are ripped off and Ando is [...]


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Heroes: Magic Jello

This week, Heroes doesn’t suck so much! One day I’m gonna be an adult and not screw everything up. NOT! We [...]


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Heroes: Power Loss Part Two

This week on Heroes, Claire’s Pirate Mom hijacks a Yemeni cargo ship. ARGH! Before we begin with tonight’s episode, [...]


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Heroes: Power Loss Part Two

This week on Heroes, Claire’s Pirate Mom hijacks a Yemeni cargo ship. ARGH! Before we begin with tonight’s episode, I have to [...]


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Heroes: Power Loss

This week on Heroes, HRG goes all Mr. Miyagi on Claire, we learn that at ten years old, Hiro was [...]


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Heroes: Let’s Just Make Some Shit Up

This week on Heroes, Previously: Peter sent Parkman to the African jungle, or as we called it in my house, [...]


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Heroes: Memory Lane

This week on Heroes, we find out that Meredith was the most boring character even a year before all this [...]


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Previously on Heroes…the episode had a semi-legible title. This week, I give you “Eris Quod Sum,” which is Latin for [...]


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Heroes: Yes, Go Into The Dying Light. Do it.

Previously on Heroes, Vortex Man sucked himself into the mystery place, which also doubles as a halfway home for those [...]


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Heroes: The Origins Of Herpes

This week’s episode of Heroes, entitled “Angels and Monsters,” calls to mind every single cliché frat/sorority party theme I have [...]


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Heroes: I Can Has Death?

Yatta! I did it! I finally found a job that absolutely fits me and is willing and able to pay [...]


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Heroes: Did Somebody Order The Hot Cops? (Now with a Side of Child Abandonment!)

Oh lawd. The Butterfly Effect strikes again. Don’t worry. Not that one. I was halfway through recapping episode 4 before I [...]


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Heroes: Mama Petrelli’s A Slut! Pass It On!

You know it’s bad when your laptop virtually screams, “You’re killing me, Smalls!” with the blue screen of death. I [...]


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Clearly, ‘Gasmii, I couldn’t stay away. I’m back. Sylar’s back, and hopefully you’re back at your work computer, snacking on [...]


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Heroes: Now Hiring Monkeys with Typewriters

Remember the Mad TV skit “Lowered Expectations”? Heroes was kind of like that this season, but I must say, [...]


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Heroes: What Biohazard? New York Looks Fine To Me

Dear Santa, I want a miracle on 42nd Street: No more Niki. I flew to NYC last week for Turkey Day [...]


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Heroes: Of Daddies and Doggie Baths

This week’s Heroes theme song should be Lindsay Lohan’s “Confessions of a Broken Heart” played on the world’s tiniest violin, [...]


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Heroes: Not As Compelling as Flesh-Eating Zombies

I’ve been surviving on about 4.5 hours of sleep a night for the past week, which is causing me to [...]


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Heroes: Tim Kring Apologizes For Mistakes, Finds Five Dollars

And out of scriptwriters. Previously on Heroes: Peter hugs Caitlin and teleports into the Biohazardous Future, Niki partners with Mohinder for [...]


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Heroes: Dosvidanya, New York! Yes, Again.

I thought Crossing the Line was a team-building exercise. Previously, on the show with too many Heroes: The Honduran dundertwins [...]


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Heroes: Veronica Mars Lives!

Spare me your excuses, I smell filler. Previously on Heroes: Micah rigged cable in one of the few non-trailers [...]