Now that I’ve had a couple hours’ sleep after finishing the last recap, who’s ready for the big finale and [...]
So last week’s episode was titled “House Divided”. If you’re a history dork, you might know the whole quote: “A [...]
So, if you recall, a couple of weeks ago we lost a Houseguest. The show with too many cast members [...]
OK, so has everyone recovered from last week’s downer yet? Ready to get back to normal, like Cuddy after that [...]
Let’s just get this out of the way first: I was totally caught off guard by this episode of House. [...]
Howdy y’all! I swear Fox has been toying with us the last few weeks. House is on, then off, then [...]
Just going by the episode title (“Here Kitty”), this week of House has potential. Whose kitty? Does it smell bad? [...]
Let me set the scene for y’all: Dim lights. The soft clink of silver and china. The back of a [...]
We’re in a room with late-afternoon sort of sunlight, which is probably the director’s way of saying this is a [...]
First off, what’s up with those new Fox promos? You know the ones I mean: “SO MYSTERIOUS!” “SO PROVOCATIVE!” “SO [...]
OK, Houseaholics. I’m going to be up front with y’all. February is National Stomach Bug Month, and I’m celebrating with [...]
OK, I’m all business this week, kids. Straight to the prologue we go, to a classroom where children are making [...]
Hey House peeps! We’re back from winter break with a new episode of House! My fingers (not to mention my [...]
So our episode description promises “Foreman and Thirteen’s relationship progresses”. Who knew? That’s right, I did. For like a month [...]
So after last week’s high-octane action, what’s in store for our dysfunctional doc this week? Are we finally gonna get [...]
Hey guys, is it next week already? I just woke up from a turkey coma, so I apologize for the [...]
This week on House: independence, metaphors and parallel plots, oh my. Which doctor is going to have an identity crisis, [...]
I don’t know about you guys, but it’s been a long 2 weeks with no House. It seems the country [...]
This week on House: an insomniac man, a white-trash pregnant woman, and a sassy teenager. Hey, if you haven’t [...]
This week on House: tricks, treats, 13, lots of needles, a spider, a hooker–and oh yeah, B1 H0TT13Z D01N 1T [...]
My friends, I’m running way late this week, so let’s just skip the opening banter. It’s not like this [...]
This week of House is brought to you by Episode Formula #4: Doctor Sees Self in Patient. You may [...]
Let’s get right to it, huh? I thought last week was sort of an average episode, the typical “name [...]
***Note from the Editor: Gasmii, you did us right by rocking the vote in this Fall’s Auditiongasm! Please give it [...]
The Bot announced the cast of this season’s Big Brother yesterday morning on the Early Show, so we got together [...]
I can’t lie; I haven’t been watching House, mostly because of those whiney interns of his. I heard delicious [...]
So it’s time for the unofficial season finale of House. I of course don’t know this for sure, and [...]
When we last saw House, he’d just selected a new team and manipulated Cuddy to get his way. Now [...]
Sorry about the late recap this week. I had started to sit down and work on it on Wednesday [...]
This week is the final week before we finally find out who will comprise House’s new team. I cannot [...]
House was a great episode this week, if you consider great to mean disappointing. This job interview thing is [...]
It would appear that I was wrong about this week’s episode only involving House, and possibly taking a break from [...]
This was a pretty good week for House in terms of dealing with the 6 candidates for his team. [...]
I’ve been having trouble coming up with a costume idea for Halloween this year. I’m a big fan of [...]
This week on House we get to the good stuff of weeding out more doctors. After last week’s episode [...]
So I’m watching TV last weekend and I see Hugh Laurie, and he’s speaking with his British accent, so I’m [...]
I decided to take a little break from recapping over the summer, and now I’m back and better than ever. [...]
Well it’s time for the House season finale, and it’s time to send Foreman on his way. And it’s [...]
I love the introductions for House episodes. They’re always so limitless with possibilities. If you don’t pay attention [...]
As I’ve mentioned before, I haven’t watched House since it began, because I was above the people who watched it. [...]







