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House: House Does Dallas

Now that I’ve had a couple hours’ sleep after finishing the last recap, who’s ready for the big finale and [...]


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House: House Says No, Cuddy Says YES

So last week’s episode was titled “House Divided”. If you’re a history dork, you might know the whole quote: “A [...]


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House: This Is Your Brain In A Miniskirt

So, if you recall, a couple of weeks ago we lost a Houseguest. The show with too many cast members [...]


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House: The Devil Wears Ann Taylor

OK, so has everyone recovered from last week’s downer yet? Ready to get back to normal, like Cuddy after that [...]


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House: Kumar No Mas

Let’s just get this out of the way first: I was totally caught off guard by this episode of House. [...]


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House: No Man is an Island, So Lose the Tommy Bahama Shirts

Howdy y’all! I swear Fox has been toying with us the last few weeks. House is on, then off, then [...]


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House: Death Cat For Cranky

Just going by the episode title (“Here Kitty”), this week of House has potential. Whose kitty? Does it smell bad? [...]


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House: Diagnosis: Diarrhea Of The Mouth

Let me set the scene for y’all: Dim lights. The soft clink of silver and china. The back of a [...]


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House: No More Mister Doctor Nice Guy

We’re in a room with late-afternoon sort of sunlight, which is probably the director’s way of saying this is a [...]


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House: That’s Me In The Corner, That’s Me In The Spotlight

First off, what’s up with those new Fox promos? You know the ones I mean: “SO MYSTERIOUS!” “SO PROVOCATIVE!” “SO [...]


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House: No Ruts, No Glory

OK, Houseaholics. I’m going to be up front with y’all. February is National Stomach Bug Month, and I’m celebrating with [...]


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House: You Know It’s Bad When You’re Stealing Plotlines From Heroes

OK, I’m all business this week, kids. Straight to the prologue we go, to a classroom where children are making [...]


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House: House Of Pain

Hey House peeps! We’re back from winter break with a new episode of House! My fingers (not to mention my [...]


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House: All I Want For Christmas Is A Little Continuity

So our episode description promises “Foreman and Thirteen’s relationship progresses”. Who knew? That’s right, I did. For like a month [...]


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House: Funnest. House. Ever.

So after last week’s high-octane action, what’s in store for our dysfunctional doc this week? Are we finally gonna get [...]


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House: Jerry Bruckheimer in the House

Hey guys, is it next week already? I just woke up from a turkey coma, so I apologize for the [...]


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House: The Emancipation of Fofo

This week on House: independence, metaphors and parallel plots, oh my. Which doctor is going to have an identity crisis, [...]


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House: About Last Night…

I don’t know about you guys, but it’s been a long 2 weeks with no House. It seems the country [...]


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House: Baby Mama 2: Never Talk About Baby Mama

This week on House: an insomniac man, a white-trash pregnant woman, and a sassy teenager. Hey, if you haven’t [...]


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House: I Kissed A Girl

This week on House: tricks, treats, 13, lots of needles, a spider, a hooker–and oh yeah, B1 H0TT13Z D01N 1T [...]


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House: Road Trip!

My friends, I’m running way late this week, so let’s just skip the opening banter. It’s not like this [...]


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House: You Gotta Fast Car

This week of House is brought to you by Episode Formula #4: Doctor Sees Self in Patient. You may [...]


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House: It’s Not A Toomah

Let’s get right to it, huh? I thought last week was sort of an average episode, the typical “name [...]


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House: Thirteen Gets An Anal Probe

***Note from the Editor: Gasmii, you did us right by rocking the vote in this Fall’s Auditiongasm! Please give it [...]


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Big Brother: Revelations

The Bot announced the cast of this season’s Big Brother yesterday morning on the Early Show, so we got together [...]


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House: Freezer Burn

I can’t lie; I haven’t been watching House, mostly because of those whiney interns of his. I heard delicious [...]


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House: Not the Funniest Role She’s Had

So it’s time for the unofficial season finale of House. I of course don’t know this for sure, and [...]


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House: A Little Late

When we last saw House, he’d just selected a new team and manipulated Cuddy to get his way. Now [...]


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House: Better Than Hearing Sex

Sorry about the late recap this week. I had started to sit down and work on it on Wednesday [...]


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House: Sorry, We’ve Got a Black Doctor Already

This week is the final week before we finally find out who will comprise House’s new team. I cannot [...]


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House: You’ve Got a Little Something On Your Face

House was a great episode this week, if you consider great to mean disappointing. This job interview thing is [...]


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House: There’s a Position On My Penis For You

It would appear that I was wrong about this week’s episode only involving House, and possibly taking a break from [...]


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House: Career Opportunities

This was a pretty good week for House in terms of dealing with the 6 candidates for his team. [...]


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House: Ghosts, Vampires and a Bitch or Two

I’ve been having trouble coming up with a costume idea for Halloween this year. I’m a big fan of [...]


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House: Still Up to His Old Tricks

This week on House we get to the good stuff of weeding out more doctors. After last week’s episode [...]


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House: Saving Osama

So I’m watching TV last weekend and I see Hugh Laurie, and he’s speaking with his British accent, so I’m [...]


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House: Paging Dr. Buffer

I decided to take a little break from recapping over the summer, and now I’m back and better than ever. [...]


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I’ve Been Looking For a New Team Anyways

Well it’s time for the House season finale, and it’s time to send Foreman on his way. And it’s [...]


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Big Dick, Hypogonadism (Little Balls)

I love the introductions for House episodes. They’re always so limitless with possibilities. If you don’t pay attention [...]


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Poop-Love Fades

As I’ve mentioned before, I haven’t watched House since it began, because I was above the people who watched it. [...]